Here is my confession, what is yours?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAli9a8bbys

or:

He might be the only person in history ever ejected from a dentists office for jacking it during a teeth cleaning.

C/S,
Rev J

 

I'm a hot chick trapped in a hot mans body. I looove women, but wouldnt mind being done by guys "if" I had a vagina. Sorry no anal here, True story

 

A dear friend, now departed from the planet, had just your cravings. He had a full sex change and pursued many women with only partial sucess. The problem arose if the males 'she' was involved with learnt she'd been a man. Suddenly they lost interest in her if they hadn't already done so when discovering she had no clitoris. So, it's a big gamble if you really want to achieve your dream.

My suggestion is you try anal sex at least once with someone your really trust.
It ain't easy the first time but you could get used to it.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nZnqtDdsws"]The Grass Roots - Midnight Confessions - YouTube

 

haha...actually i do not like going to the dentist....always afraid something is going to go wrong...but i mean...let's be honest...is there anyone who actually ENJOYS going to a dentist??

 

I like to watch bi or gay porn while I masterbate. My favorite part is playing along with a dildo and seeing the guys cum.

 

But what do you mean by ' playing along with'?

 

I really hate when people can't spell online...killlsss meee slowwwllyyyy

 

Yes, it is annoying, especially when meaning is distorted or totally hidden. But we have to keep in mind not everyone is privileged with a decent education and, more importantly, English spelling is highly inconsistent if not downright irrational. Consider, for instance, the word 'enough'.
Something that annoys me far more is M BA speak which is fast turning the language into a swamp. "Goals directed outcomes" for "Success', "Redeployment opportunity" for " Sacked", the list could go on.
And while I'm on the subject of M BA's I suggest the intellectual rot that is spreading across the Western World will not be halted until and unless these fools are removed from tertiary administrative roles. Seriously, a Masters of Business Administration degree is the academic equivalent of a frontal lobotomy. And don't get me started on that other linguistic plague, SMS talk.
ARRRGH!
Now, I confess, I feel better.

 

Yeah, you're engaged, you'd never get with me....

 

Well, I have to confess I find all of Andrew LLoyd Weber's work obscene.

 

Last time i jacked off i wanted to taste cum for first time so right before i came i put four fingers in my asshole and ate my cum while fucking my ass. Now i always do that. Cant wait until i find someone to cum in my mouth.

 

Posted by trecker

 

oh really? It was posted by trecker?? We never would have guessed. Thank you for informing us. I was starting to get worried because I wasn't sure who posted that.

 

if you just did it once, for the first time, i don't think you can really say you "always do that."

 

Well i think he meant now he always does it after he did it last night for the first time. which would mean he did it maybe this morning again, or this afternoon. or both.

lulz

 

Sometimes forums are like reading the walls of a public toilet and just as educational.

 

metallica rules
metallica suck
you suck
no you suck
nirvana forever
shut up you pussy
your just jealous of nirvana
your mom is
i thought i was the only one that brought markers into the bathroom with me.

 

I'm sitting in my boxers, and these have a hole in the bottom of the crotch just big enough to fit one nut through at a time. So naturally, I have my balls hanging out. It looks pretty cool.

 

......:rofl:



Cheers Glen.