Here is my confession, what is yours?

when i was 14 i masturbated to one of my cousins panties while she was on vaca lol

 

I exchange erotic pics with an old female friend from college.

 

I make-up excuses for not spending the night after sex because I apparently snore like a damned chainsaw - especially if I've been drinking. And when I go camping with my friends, I have to set up my tent as far as possible from anyone else. And sometimes my dog gets so pissed off at me for snoring that he wakes me up by barking in my ear.

 

Sounds like sleep apnea. I snored until i got a cpap machine.

I confess that I have been spending to much time procrastinating and surfing online since my last surgery and I really should be studying and preparing for my computer science classes in the fall since I already have the text books and know that the work will be hard. I should be especially working on algebra since I have to take a college algebra class to get my degree.

Sex wise, I confess I am intimate with my shower!

 

i'm really excited to move to a new place

 

reallyyyy hoping to fuck tonighttt....*fingers crossed*.....

 

Only if you keep it a secret from the girl friend. Who knows, tell her and you might end up in a delicious threesome and surprise yourself on the other hand she might just cut your balls off.
My policy has always been, when approached by married males, to tell them 'I'll be happy to have it off with you when your wife/partner gives me signed permission witnessed by her solicitor". You'd be amazed how far they run.
And when I get that tragic request from men to 'Don't tell me buddies'. I tell em I've had it off with half of them already but refuse to tell them which ones.
Now that probably makes me bad but fuck it, I refuse to sneak around being guilty because I've fucked someone who wants to pretend to the world they're 100% hetro.

 

i like to torture guys, thats my confession

 

I hate all condiments, and pickles.

 

When i read the first post of Mrs. Robinson, i became hard.

 

I have sexual fantasies about my sister in law :S Purely fantasy, of course, but I have fantasised about her when making love to my wife and have felt guilty afterwards...

 

I never feel guilty over my fantasies. fantasies are just part of that natural process of sexual stimulation. I have fantasized over my sister-in-laws.

My first wife's sister (when I was living in Japan) was pretty hot and always wearing fairly revealing clothes around me. One time they wanted to wash my wife's cat, and they were in the bathroom (literally a bath room. The toilet was in a separate room) as my wife was going to take her bath. My sister-in-law called me in to come help them, saying it was ok, she was wearing her underwear. I went in and helped hold the cat while they showered it off, and my sister-in-law in her bra and panties. Then while my wife took her shower, the two of us, dried off the cat in the next room and sat talking--the whole time she was in nothing more than her bra and panties.

She would also wear tanktops in the summer with no bra (and her breasts were not that big---typical Japaneses size). She would always serve me food and lean down (we sat on the floor on tatami mats) completely exposing her breasts. Numerous times I watched her eyes, and am positive that she was checking to make sure I was looking.

At her apartment in the summer she would wear a jimbei, which was like a pants and top that hung loosely and with holes and cuts in it. One of them was white and fairly see-through, and she did not wear underwear underneath. It didn't take much movement to display a nipple or a side-boob. But with the white one on, everything was on display anyway. One time we spent the night at her place, and she didn't even wear panties under it. I could clearly see everything. Another time she wore some very sexy black panties underneath that were very clear through her white jimbei.

She had a husband and he was a real boring guy---I heard him complain to her about what she was wearing several times----so I guess he didn't like her showing the goods to me, but she never stopped doing it.

We would hug but that was the most that ever happened between us.

Oh----I almost forgot----one time we all went on a family vacation---her parents, her family, and my wife and I----we stayed at a Ryoukan---a traditional Japanese Inn in the mountains. The bath was down the hall and I took my bath after her. She came out of the bath wearing a Nemaki (a sleeping kimono supplied by the Inn---kind of like a robe). She didn't tie it (obviously on purpose) and after a few steps down the hall, as I was approaching, she dropped her towel and a wash basin with shampoo and stuff. She acted like it slipped but in the process her nemaki opened displaying her still damp naked body. She said, 'Oh I'm sorry!' and we both knealt down to pick her stuff up. She didn't close her nemaki until she stood up again. We were the only two in the hallway of course. I spent a little extra time in the bath that night.

 

I don't know if men can be trusted. I'm hurt time after time.
If this doesn't work out, I don't know if I can do another relationship.
...just wasting my time investing so much. for what.
I'm beyond outward appearance and being flattered. I look way
ahead of things - how someone will be down the line, I analyze and
observe things and every word said. I'm ruined. Life sucks. Love sucks.

 

Keep the faith Quiet. I know it must seem like most men suck - and maybe they do - but if you keep treating yourself with respect, holding yourself to high standards, and being analytical like it sounds like you are...you will run into the right person...you can be sure of that...good things will come your way

 

Thank you. You are such a sweetheart, I'd hug you if I could.

 

You are very welcome babe...you deserve it...you're an amazing woman with a lot to offer...don't ever sell yourself short! keep looking for the right guy...

 

I get really excited when I buy oral hygiene products...like floss, toothpaste...and today I bought an electric toothbrushhh!!....my strange fetish with a nice smile continues....

 

I don't always wash my hands after I pee

 

that's exactly the attitude my wife had when she was single... and she got ME!!

There are good men, you just need to know what to look for.

 

Now don't be shy, tell us if you get randy at the dentist's.