Here is my confession, what is yours?

trust me, I do. it's just something I think about when I get in bed at night..

 

well that's fine by me...fantasize all you want...i do the same

 

Wondering how he knew it was a samsung and why he thought I wasnt wearing pants at work

 

I want candy!!! LOL

 

Haha

 

Better snap out of this fantasy real quick.

 

Agreed!

 

Hey there sexy

 

I have been fantasizing about having a fuck buddy to play around with during my hour lunch break....
It started when I noticed this attractive man today at a store I went to. I could tell he was attracted to me...it was like we both caught each other looking.
He was even parked right next to my car, he was sitting there still when I came out!
Me being shy, left quickly so I wouldn't be approached - I could feel it coming.

...but I started fantasizing about giving him head in his car or making out with him, letting him finger me. I'd like to fuck but, I wasn't prepared. I want everything about me to be perfect -- had my hair up today -- didn't feel my best. -- I don't know, I guess I want to feel sexy to have sex....but I definitely wanted it.

I'm so horny, I need fucked so bad

 

yet you went out of your way to avoid it because you had your hair in a style that only males find attractive..

 

I gotta lie to my mom to avoid an awkward conversation.

 

Super male secret here: We love when a woman isnt lookin her best because when we take you out and you "look your best", you look fuckin incredible.

Also we love when the hair is pinned up

 

Hey there, long time no talk...I don't understand why you don't just get a fuck buddy! You've mentioned it so many times before, you're sexy, sensitive, and you love sex. The only thing you have to be REALLY careful about is who you choose, because you're a sweet person and someone could really take advantage of that and hurt you. So I guess you have two options...masturbate till the urge goes away (my unfortunate fate because who has time to find a fuck buddy when you're studying your ass off?) or you go out and find someone (which also kinda sucks to have to do). Either way, you have to do something to take care of this urge...

 

Ok.... I'm horny!!

 

that picture makes me want to go get a van

 

wow this is disturbing...she's so young! what's wrong with you pensfan...

 

I want to join the army and then get plowed by a platoon of solders is that unpatriotic of me?

 

I want to fuck my mom's friend at her upcoming birthday party.

 

Whoa, that had nothing to do with her. I would just like some privacy on the road.

 

hahaha...uh huh