Here are a few reasons why it's good to be an animal

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bellfire01, Jan 26, 2005.

  1. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    1. No school (Except for fish but that only last until a shark comes along.)

    2. You don't need money (everything you do is free for you)

    3. No condoms (Unlimited sex with absolutely no worries.)

    4. No diseases (Well maybe some disease but not from sex?)

    5. No rent (You live outside for goodness sake.)

    6. No waiting in line for the bathroom (You can go anytime anywhere, who'd tell you no.)

    7. No complaining about growing old. (The pride either chases you off or eats you so why draw the attention.

    8. No doctors (You ate the wrong thing so you're sick. You eat a little grass and the wrong thing comes back out of you, problem solved.)

    9. No showers (You can just lick yourself or waller in mud, it'll be just fine.)

    10. No bad realationships or child support (You just keep right on sniffing and bunny dancing 'cause, hey, you don't have to pay for anything that happens later.) ;)
  2. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    Feel free to add to the list if you like.
  3. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    When you're an animal if someoneignores you, just bite them and pee on their leg. Sometimes you can even scratch the furniture. (Not that I've tried these options)
  4. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    we had a dog named riley because our dogs truely live the life of riley. I don't know anyone who's dogs are more spoiled than ours.
  5. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    You can ignore anyone you wish to and get away with it as you wag your tail and look cute and are forgiven. ;)

    Liked your list! :)
  6. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    11. no acne during awkward adolescent phase

    12. No worrying what the animals thousands of miles away are doing
  7. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    Thank you
    I can do your suggestion now and I look darn cute if I do say so myself lol.;)
  8. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    no acne at 23 during the worst week to get it):
  9. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    Dogs have pimples but they just wallow in the mud. (Good for facial) ;)

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