Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN, i want some of the stuff that guy was smokin!

 

Please no name calling. Especially when I have shared such a sensitive memory with you.

And you can OD on weed. It happens all the time.

ALL.

THE.

TIME.

 

i cant get a job or live a normal life because of my marijuana addiction

 

yeah i smoked so much i thought i was going to die but i didnt

 

you'd have to smoke like 5 pounds in 2 hours to OD on weed

 

Your next toke could be your last.

 

lulz

 

i smoked 2 ounces by myself just to see how stoned i could get and i was so tired i htought i was gonna die

 

actually you did die. didn't anyone welcome you to hell?

 

lol

 

I had a friend that was really addicted to weed once. when he got his tax return he blew it all on weed, and it was good weed. The thing is, he bought so much of it that when he was driving home with it just the smell alone was so strong it made him overdose on thc and he was dead before the car even wrecked.

it gets worse

he wrecked into a protected drinking water area and all the city's drinking water got contaminated with this weed and 3000 people died from drinking weed water. another 5000 were hospitalized.

weed kills. its much safer to just huff gas or something

 

This is by far one of the most lolsy things I have ever read.

 

You guys are fuckin' insane.
Just saying the name marijuana can cause death, for fuck's sake, we all know that we need to call it "The substance that can not be named".

 

You can't OD on pot. You can, however, trip balls on pot.

 

Your cousin took other things than weed that night

 

Oh yeah, you were there!

 

Lmao I love adding the word "the" in front of pot. The pot. It sounds so like 50s conservative.

 

dude i thought you were growing in sand! that shit should be blowing up right now!


also, you've tried Jenkem?!???!!!??.......that's awesome!

 

I was wondering the same thing.... Wheres the ...


...?

 

this shit isnt funny guys
i started smoking right at birth due to peer pressure in the nursery and have been smoking pot non stop since then. in the early years of my life from kindergarten to the 7th grade. when everyone else was playing with toys, building sandcastles, and shooting nerf guns and water pistols, i was playing with bongs and knives, building joints, and shooting the elderly and cancer patients.
pot even killed my younger brother when he was 4 and i was 9. We were playing in the yard and my parents werent home. My brother made up a game where we would try to run at oncoming cars as fast as we could. He lost. Although he had not been on pot at the time, i was and i was quite an addict. i was so addicted that if i didnt smoke it constantly i would start bleeding from my ears. after my brother was hit by the car my first thought was that i had to call an ambulance. but when i got to the phone in the house i realized there was a major problem. The phone required the use of at least one hand but i was using my triple chamber bong which required both hands. i was so addicted that i was unable to take my hands off of the bong for long enough to save my brother.
My pots addiction led to other drug use such as smoking meth blunts, snorting pure crack, injecting ecstacy into my brain, and sticking lsd in my asshole. The pot use worsened too, by age 10 i was drinking nine gallons of pure marijuana juice a day. my parents knew it was getting serious when i refused to eat anything without crack sprinkled on it.
sadly they were too late. i died two weeks later practicing for a russian roulette tournament. two days after my parents went on a rampage and killed themselves. pot killed me and my entire family.