Help

yeah for real.

the title of the thread is 'Help'.

you've been given good advice, and if you really wanted help you'd take it.

even if they did find out you were high, I think your life and health are more important than some minor amount of trouble.

 

lol this thread is hilarious, i should post it on /b/

 

I say stay home see what happens. No worries

 

oh yeah and don't even think about puking it up. I it gets logged in your esophagus you will be in a world of hurt.

 

teh evilz of marihuana strikes again

 

According to a /b/tard


"My dipshit sister swallowed a tack like 2years ago and it went into her lung and punctured it. Shit killed up with puss and shit and she had to have emergency surgery... shame the stupid **** did not die."

yea, go to the ER

 

I agree. If you feel pains/fevers etc, your just being paranoid from being high...

 

hmmm, he hasn't posted in a while

 

"HELP MEH"
"hospital?"
"NUUU~!"
:: puncture::
"hospital?"
"YESSS"

 

thumbtack kid, where are you!

and if you're okay, please explain why the thumbtack was in your mouth to begin with

 

I really don't mean to be a dick... but... wow.

I hope he's ok though.

 

GUISE!!! turn on the news!!

*A child addicted to marihuana unwillingly passed away in the early hours of this morning. He was found Lying in a puddle of Stomach acid, covered in what seemed like Vapourised Cannabis and twinkies.
These events resulted in mass protests outside of the addicts house, with the protestors pleading for a death sentence for every drug user.*

*This old lady protestor had this to say:

-Yes, i knew the victim. He was such a nice young boy, always offering to help with my shopping and being very caring. Then he became addicted to the reefer. All of a sudden he was very very confused. The child went crazy!@@!

-Maam, what makes you say the child went crazy?

-Well, he began listening to music really really loud...*

*This shocking event is guaraanteed to cripple the foundation of audio speakers, being that good quality sound, according to the witness, was partly the cause of the childs death.

*The police are not revealing the full results of the autopsy, but Lieutenant Chief has announced a probobable over dose of said drug: Cannabis Indica which is scientifically proven to cause A.I.D.S and under age pregnancies.

Back to you Roger.*

*Thank you Clarice, moving on with todays top headlines...*

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^^^LMFAO.....its been 9 hours now no pains or anything think im good and no hospital

 

Even a retard isn't as dumb as you, who the fuck wants to shit out a thumbtack?

 

i dont... but i aint goin to the hospital too late now anyway prolly

 

Do you have a magnet?

 

haha

but really, if you want to up your chances of being fine, eat bread. alot of bread.

 

^ hm i've been saying that for like the last 12 hours and the OP has yet to recognize me in any way, shape, or form.

son of a bitch. i hope his pooper bleedz.

 

hopefully for the OP the thumbtack won't turn sideways while he shits... but damn if i ate a thumbtack and successfully passed it, i would probably keep it

 

hahahaha ^

rise it off first though