Help me find a way to smoke

I live at home, right downtown here, and I have a friend who's dorm is down the street. Anyway, there are many parks around here, but if you're caught smoking on campus its a lot bigger deal (state property). If you're on city property its a $25 fine first offense. theres always a spot to do it. Just find a park. its cold as fuck here too, but after a couple hits I warm up and after I'm high I don't feel cold at all.

 

for the last time, i just got here, dont have a car, and dont know anybody yet. im def smokin this weekend though cause im going home

 

Alright man heres how to solve your problem, I to basically am in the same exact situation except with parents but not that much differences,


Buy yourself those glade scented candles, they work like a dream you can take a hit right after a hit right after a hit blow it all out, walk out of the room come back in 2 minutes and all you smell is that candle, other tips get Glade air nuetralizer spray takes the smell right out as well as well as freshens the air

but if your worried about the smoke detector take that great idea that was suggest and tape a bag over it, nothing could get to it with that idea, which was a brilliant one i need to try

but yeah man dont worry about the fuckin cold woods stay where its warm, just get yourself GLADE SCENTED CANDLES

The first one you buy comes with the candle holder which is roughly 5$ then you can buy the candles seperately lasts about 2 hours you can get a box of 3 for 3$ so not horrible if that gets expensive then the glade air sprays are 99 cents for a full can which is a less expensive safe bet

Hope it goes well keep postin I wanna hear you use my idea and it work ahah

 

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exhale into one of these

or go in the woods, even if it's cold, nature is always cool.

 

isnt the ionic breeze expensive? and were not allowed to have candles, but i really dont care about getting caught with that, theyll just tell me to throw it out. also, good idea to leave right after i do it, even if its just for like 10 minutes.

 

ingenious