Help! I've fallen and I can't reach the ____

tater chips...........

 

the level of mental acuity I have come to expect of myself.

 

breast implants

 

half rotted sandwich thats been on the table for two days.

 

Cuntrags

 

doritos

 

wrapping paper

 

cyanide capsule

 

mix tape

 

My Laptop Puuter ...So I Can Send A Xmas "Hate Message "To All You A%oles Out There That Have Posted All Those Nasty..Evil..Hurtful..Comments About Me........And Not Once Did Even So Much As One Of You Miserable Sods ....Make The Slightest Attempt To Help Me To Get Up Off This F***in Cold Floor.........May Santa Put Nothing But ....Nasty....Painfully Explosive ....Body Distorting......Gifts In Your Stockings This Festive Season..........This Xmas Has "Sucked" For Me ......Thanks For Nothing.!!!..... Buttplugs All Of You.!!!.........



On A Brighter Note Fellow Posters......2007 Has Brought Me Lots Of Laughs On These Threads......May I Take This Opportunity To Wish You All......"Seasons Greetings"....And A Happy And Prosperous 2008......


Peace...Love...And Cheers...........Glen.

 

Chainsaw

 

defibulator......

 

Michael Bolton CD.

 

thesaurus.

 

bounce sheets

 

rubix cube

 

leash

 

cheez-its........

 

my Speedos.

 

ziploc bags