HELP, I DO NOT DoING CANDLE SEX CORRECT

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by frolly v2.0, Jan 15, 2005.

  1. frolly v2.0

    frolly v2.0 Member

    my girlfriend she say, try doing candle sex with wax (HOT!!) of candle. on nubile body. so i try, not do right i think, (!!) now her brest(?) smolder and red, skin form crust, peeling to show organ.

    she is not to waking up anymore//

    help?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

    Throw her ass in the trunk and meet me behind the old nuclear plant :p
     
  3. Jabbawaya

    Jabbawaya Member

    ...what is going on...?
     
  4. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    I think they sell special candles for intimate use.... I wouldn't recommend using a regular candle, since the wax can get very hot and may cause injury. Check out a local adult store or look online.... I'm pretty sure they make them.
     
  5. peacelovebarefeet

    peacelovebarefeet BuRniN oNe...

    Call A Doctor
     
  6. thisismike

    thisismike Overlooked/Uninvited

    Juggs.. That was your best post.

    LMAO.
     
  7. BrokenHunny

    BrokenHunny Member

    omg- I would kill my bf if he put candle wax on me-- I use to put candle wax on my legs when I was a little girl thinking it would remove my hair--
     
  8. anok4uok

    anok4uok Member

    Wow, Lmao!!! And Not Waking Up? Is This True? What Are You Doing Wasting Time On Here, Get The Fuck To The Doctor Or Something!!! Shoulda Done That Right At The Moment On Noticing No Wake Up!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. anok4uok

    anok4uok Member

    whoa, what just happened with my message, that was supposed to be in ALL CAPS, 'cause that's how i did it.
     
  10. Gabino

    Gabino Member

    There ees no need do anytheeng.
    You already do right thing, by going to computer and ask advice from Heepee Forum Loove and Sex Forum.

    You muy intelliente. Es Verdad.
     
  11. buy regular non-scented candles... they burn at a lower temperature so they're not as hot
     
  12. Silverrose

    Silverrose Member

    ... Crust? Organs? What kinda wax were you using?!?!
     
  13. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

    I'm pretty sure that hipforums has it set up so that using the capslock key makes it go into just capitalizing the first letter of each word, since reading all caps is really irritating for a lot of people. People also do it by accident a lot.

    ya'll realize this is just a joke-post, right? Please tell me you realize this.

     
  14. meishka

    meishka Grease Munky

    white candles don't burn as hot. stay away from bees wax. and communicate.
     
  15. horrible horrible joke....




    ....right?
     
  16. JHardee13

    JHardee13 Member

    I still have a scar on my back from an ex who thought dripping hot wax on me would be fun. Leave the candles on the bed table.
     
  17. Jinny

    Jinny Member

    Holy Moley, I smell a Troll-ey...errrr......called Folly ;)
     

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