HELP, I DO NOT DoING CANDLE SEX CORRECT

my girlfriend she say, try doing candle sex with wax (HOT!!) of candle. on nubile body. so i try, not do right i think, (!!) now her brest(?) smolder and red, skin form crust, peeling to show organ.

she is not to waking up anymore//

help?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Throw her ass in the trunk and meet me behind the old nuclear plant

 

...what is going on...?

 

I think they sell special candles for intimate use.... I wouldn't recommend using a regular candle, since the wax can get very hot and may cause injury. Check out a local adult store or look online.... I'm pretty sure they make them.

 

Call A Doctor

 

Juggs.. That was your best post.

LMAO.

 

omg- I would kill my bf if he put candle wax on me-- I use to put candle wax on my legs when I was a little girl thinking it would remove my hair--

 

Wow, Lmao!!! And Not Waking Up? Is This True? What Are You Doing Wasting Time On Here, Get The Fuck To The Doctor Or Something!!! Shoulda Done That Right At The Moment On Noticing No Wake Up!!!!!!!!!

 

whoa, what just happened with my message, that was supposed to be in ALL CAPS, 'cause that's how i did it.

 

There ees no need do anytheeng.
You already do right thing, by going to computer and ask advice from Heepee Forum Loove and Sex Forum.

You muy intelliente. Es Verdad.

 

buy regular non-scented candles... they burn at a lower temperature so they're not as hot

 

... Crust? Organs? What kinda wax were you using?!?!

 

I'm pretty sure that hipforums has it set up so that using the capslock key makes it go into just capitalizing the first letter of each word, since reading all caps is really irritating for a lot of people. People also do it by accident a lot.

ya'll realize this is just a joke-post, right? Please tell me you realize this.

 

white candles don't burn as hot. stay away from bees wax. and communicate.

 

horrible horrible joke....




....right?

 

I still have a scar on my back from an ex who thought dripping hot wax on me would be fun. Leave the candles on the bed table.

 

Holy Moley, I smell a Troll-ey...errrr......called Folly