Help! How can I kill my sex drive?!

Discussion in 'Relationships' started by 9mm, Apr 6, 2013.

  1. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    Hey, I'm cool with attractive bigger.

    But holy fuck, that's not attractive.
     
  2. desert-rat

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    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder . 9mm will need to state what he likes in women . Tall- skinny , short -fat , computer-geek type , out door girls , ect.
     
  3. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Probably one of those things thats important you should dol just to get some truth and save you some trouble in the years to come.

    Go to your local one, most of tje girls will be ones you are going to college with, so they can help you with term papers if you finish before the 45 mins is up. Go often enough and you'll end up running into your dad in the parking lot
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i've never used one of those sites either, but i looked up the one from the ad, and every review i found said that it was a scam. also, the "ladies" on this site, are the exact same stock photos of ladies that appear on several other similar sites.

    eh, there's lots of big women at the gym. 90% of women have absolutely no idea how to effectively exercise anyway, and too many big women think going to the gym and going through the motions of exercising, while not changing their diet, will help them lose weight.
     
  5. desert-rat

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    eh, there's lots of big women at the gym. 90% of women have absolutely no idea how to effectively exercise anyway, and too many big women think going to the gym and going through the motions of exercising, while not changing their diet, will help them lose weight.

    Sadly I think you are rite . So if 9mm wants a large lady he could find one at a gym/fitness center .
     
  6. scratcho

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    Whenever you get those feelings,smack your sack with a rubber mallet. For extremely strong feelings ,up it to metal. A few smacks and just the beginning of a sexual thought will terrify you. Or fuck a whore and find out what all the hoopla's about.
     
  7. 9mm

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    Yeah, my sex drive is getting to a point where I'd pretty much shove my penis into anything.
     
  8. 9mm

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    I just want to pursue my own interests, do the things I enjoy, without having to worry about whether girls consider it "cool" or not.

    I don't want to bother with women (I don't even want to look at them twice), because I don't like the idea of having to jump through hoops just so that at the end, if I play my cards just right, spend a lot of money, and hide/exaggerate some personality traits, I will finally receive the affection of a girl who is probably not even the kind of a girl I find attractive, just the kind of girl a guy with my level of attractiveness has a realistic chance of attracting.
     
  9. 9mm

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    Damn, it pisses me off that there are so many girls these days willing to slut themselves out, yet I can't get sex from just one of them.
     
  10. desert-rat

    desert-rat Senior Member

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    You could find a large lady that wants to lose some wight . Tell her lost of sex is a good way to lose some wight .
     
  11. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Some people swear that marriage cures having a sex drive.
     
  12. 9mm

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    Who said anything about marriage? I just want my sex drive removed so I do not have to bother with girls ever again.
     
  13. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    *SNAP* I've got it!

    Hypnosis.

    Couldn't be more than a few hundred clams.
     
  14. 9mm

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    I'm so desperate for sex right now I can't even concentrate on my school work. Curse my sex drive. If my sex drive was a person, I'd have to hunt him down, strangle him, stab him repeatedly, then shoot him multiple times in the face.
     
  15. RooRshack

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    Learn to masturbate, you sorry fuck.
     
  16. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Make sure you CONTROL yourself. Could you be dangerous to women? Sounds possible.
     
  17. I'mprettygoodatsex

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    Too bad you weren't born like 200-300 years from now, by then scientists might discover how to remove our genetically engraved need to procreate for people like you.

    My take: sex is better than any kind of drug or really any other pleasure we're capable of experiencing. Well, good sex anyway. There's also more to women than just sex, they're also kick ass at emotional support. Not a single one of my male friends, even my best friends, have come close to any advice any women have given me. They're just way better at talking and discussing feelings and shit. So never in a quadrillion years until and after the sun burns out would I abstain from having anything to do with women. I need them in my life and they enhance my life a trillion times fold, my girlfriend in particular.

    I would advise you take some time to look at what good having women/a special woman in your life can do for you. They aren't all bitches/shallow/stupid/slutty/etc, I've met plenty who are actually good people. There are those types of terrible women out there, but there are just as many if not more men who suck ass at life. Your glass is more than half empty, in fact it's empty as fuck. Fill it up a little.
     
  18. Inca

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    Buy a fleshlight and have done with it.
     
  19. Vanilla Gorilla

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    They are kick ass at emotional support?

    When do you need emotional support? When you get your ass kicked in Call of Duty? If your hard drive dies and you loose you porn collection?...."Why God WHY!!!... I'm so glad to have a good woman by my side during these difficult times"

    But I jest, it was a very warm and sensitive post.....and yet your username is I'mprettygoodatsex, thats a little confusing
     

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