Help Get Me Laid!

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Misterman, Mar 29, 2016.

  1. Misterman

    Misterman Member

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    To start I'm a 26 year old virgin it sucks, lets change that. Need some advice, so lets hear it.
     
  2. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Be good looking and have a lot of money.
     
  3. Misterman

    Misterman Member

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    I think I'm good looking, not to rich though.
     
  4. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Having A Big Schlong Helps Aswell...... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  5. Bilby

    Bilby Lifetime Supporter and Freerangertarian Super Moderator

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    I am hung but it had not helped me.
     
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  6. undefeated

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    i think girls are attracted to confidence and a good personality- more so than anything else. so get both
     
  7. Be a fucking dick. This works. Not easy for every guy to do, though.
     
  8. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Treat a girl like dirt, she'll stick to you like mud
     
  9. Misterman

    Misterman Member

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    Funny but not helpful.
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    no, that helps you get laid AGAIN.

    so it's not what you wanted the answer to be, so it's not helpful? try it.
     
  11. Beutsecks

    Beutsecks Large Rooster

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    Oh just hire a rental already. Seek one who specializes in GFE (Girl Friend Experience). A few more bucks, but well worth every dime. And remember, you're not paying her for sex. You're paying her to leave afterward!
     
  12. mathias0815

    mathias0815 Members

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    When I read the title and the content I got curious ... looking little bit about previous posts...26 yr old virgin sounds smelly like a ??seasoned?? pussy ;-)

    hmmmm.... you really looking for about how you get laid? Means getting fucked? If it's only THAT rent a boy. But I'm not sure if you are looking for that only. Perhaps looking for a soulmate to share thoughts and more on the romantic side. Just as a wild guess. Is it the sensual pleasure?

    and by the way: what are you doing to meet somebody? to get in contact with men? just writing here in this forum would hardly get you into (physical) touch with smdb - perhaps I'm wrong...
     
  13. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Yeah, only ugly guys say stuff like that
     
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  14. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    I was a virgin until 26, then I tried online dating, and within a few weeks met the woman I'll be marrying. We had sex on our second date and have been together 6 years this summer. We're even more crazy for each other than when we met. While I don't think this is a typical experience, I do highly recommend taking the time to set up a good profile on every free dating site you can. Tinder alone should get you sex if that's all you're looking for. I met my girl on okcupid. Don't let people tell you online dating is for losers or that it's not "real" dating; you still have to meet in person to actually have the date, you still need to successfully have a date, and you still need to know how to talk with and how to touch a woman, and what to do in bed. the only thing that the online part does is get you a phone number of someone who's interested, it's still the exact same as normal dating, except you know exactly what the other person is looking for before you ever physically meet.
     
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  15. undefeated

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    and apparently only ugly women run for president ;)
     
  16. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    She'll bring America back to its glory days
     
  17. Misterman

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    Ok a little more info on myself I am fairly good looking, I'm super funny, and I know how to talk to ladies, the only thing I have working against me is cerebral Palsy. Darwinism I guess.
     
  18. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    reread Mr. Writer's post.
    Repeatedly.

    I've a buddy who was 44 when he lost his virginity. He's got two LTR partners now.
    I think he's 50, now.
     

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