hello {conversation thread}

i think i'd rather do it with a plane

 

Last weekend, I d it.

Left on Friday night. ended up arriving in destination on Saturday morning 6am.

Started drinking with complete strangers.

Woke up some time around 5am on Sunday with a ladyboy keeping my balls warm with his hand.

Politely asked him to remove his hand. Moved to another bar... continued drinking

Went back to bus station around 10pm Sunday.

Got home around 5am on Monday and went to work at 7am.

Boredom relieved. 100%

 

That's also fun...but not as affordable.

 

wow

 

There are some things that are just worth doing. But I won't be doing it again for quite a while. My liver is absolutely irate with me.

 

i'm already lost

 

Then you're halfway there...

Go find some random strangers and get wasted.

 

so i was drunk and bored last night and i made this...supergay!

http://media.putfile.com/drunkendoctorwho

 

i'll start a serch party to help find you!

 

Oh man. When I go to Thailand I'm visiting you red.

And I think I'll get smashed on the plane ride over there.

"What are you gonna do? Pull the plane over?"

"Can I call you sweetcheeks?"

All to the captain.

 

last time i was on a plane i was chugging dewars scotch the whole time...i hate flying...scares the shit out of me...

 

wasted? no can do.. plus i'm being drug tested saturday.. i can wait.. a nice cleansing of the body.. i'll be out of my mind when i finally do smoke again

 

i'm pulling an all nighter...

writing a paper for my film noir class on a movie i did not get to finish watching
woooooooohoooooooooooo

 

who is drug testing you? work?

 

After a bottle or two of whiskey, you can call me anything you damn well please.

 

the place i live.. long story short.. i live in a homeless shelter, they don't want any riff-raff in here

 

fuck you
which film?
i'll do it for you!

 

you can get wasted with internet hugs then
{{hugs}}

 

I'm bored too. I'm gonna start asking random questions.(like the elvis one)

If a guy is dating a girl, and she goes out to a bar with her friends one night and makes out with a guy just for fun, is it cheating?

If she goes out and gets drunk and makes out with a GIRL for fun, is it cheating?

Are there any NATURALLY blue foods?

 

Please, go drink a gallon of Bay water.