I know it’s not nice to make fun of the handicapped, but I’ll post some of my favorites anyway. How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers. How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her growing up? They rearranged the furniture. Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman. No, seriously, why can’t she drive? Because she’s dead.
No, she broke her fingers falling down the well yelling for help.... What did she say after she broke her fingers? beeuula laaanbweem gniiiz
