He Slapped Me............

I like to slap the dishes while humping frying pans and rubbing bubbles all over the oven.

 

i preffer to hump the bubbles and slap the dishes then hump the broken dishes till i'm bloody then i hump the bloodstained carpet then slap myself for not slapping the bubbes before i humped them

 

I like to hump bubbles to and then I like to slap the bubbles.

 

God damn it i thought this was serious

*slaps you*

 

It is, I just didn't want him to slap me when he found out that I had been on here telling you guys since he is so obsessive and he always checks my history on the computer, I did everything I could to delete it but I don't know, it doesn't matter in the slightest and because he still slaps me and then he humps me afterwards to. He humped me right on the keyboard and then he slapped me one last time.

 

You must be red after all that slapping and humping.

 

Yeah, like I said, I'm just not sure what I should do. He humps his ex girlfriend on the side. He's never slapped her before so I don't understand.

 

Maybe you should let him put his stuff in your ass.

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm YEAH THAT DOES SOUND GOOD!