Have your parents ever caught you?

I know this is a little off topic but i have a funny ironic busted story. I was jammin at my buddys house and we took a break and were doin blades , there was 6 of us and after 2 or three blades each the rooms reaking pretty good and who walks in but my super conservative hardcore military father. I jump up and shit the door in his face because he shouldnt just walk inot someone elses hosue right? and he opens the door again and takes a whiff i push him out grab my shoes and leave. I get in the car and hes like neil that place reeks like mary juana and proceded to ask me if we smoked a joint and made a face like thats a horrible thing to do. A good talking to later 2 sweaty palms and a bad case of paranoia i tell my mom and dad that i smoke 4 or 5 times a week and have been smokeing for the last year or so and they flip. After some strange events im forced to jump in the car and go back to my buddys house and go get my amp. On the drive over my dads speeding and driving all tough trying to intimidate me and then he turns on the radio real loud and guess whats playig RAINY DAY WOMAN # 12 AND 35. Everybody must get stoned!!!!!!

 

woah.....never caught me, dads found one of my pipes and a pack of papers, asked me where i got them, said the town drunk. lol he beleved me.

 

i hav'nt got caught

but there was a time at school where some kid told there parents that i was a drug dealer and then their parents told my mum and she was giving me a lecture on how if i get caught it will ruin my life etc.(i don't deal and never have)

She suspected me of smoking another time, she said "why did you leave you're keys in the door and come home at 2am blah blah blah", and i just told her that "I have never smoked weed before and i don't plan on doing at anytime at all" and she said " well if you do start smokign it you're not welcome in my house anymore".

There was another time where i was just chilling in my room to some tunes(george Clinton) and then my dad burst into my room and started yelling at me saying "where are the drugs?" then 30 seconds after i told him to "fuck off" and he walked out

And now my dad thinks im doing drug deals During the week cos I go out late at night, most nights (seeming that I quit school). And i had some money that he did give me, and he said "where did you get it, you're doing drug deals arnt you", and i said"i got the money from mum for doing chores and if I were dealing drugs i would have alot more money that $20" and he just gave me strange looks, then i went out to smoke some cones with my mate.

 

Yeah a bunch of times, but I have a very odd relationship with my parents. A balance is maintained only by their maintaining a careful facade of ignorance. My mother used to be a hippy so she knows whats up, my Dad has no clue though, and she just pretends to not know whats going on.

I've been caught because they found a gangster's stash, more than a few onions, with 40 special brownies, a 3 foot bong I stashed in the garage(i told them it was a fishing rod holder and they still keep it.), they've also found about a million lighters around even though no one in the house smokes cigarettes.

 

^lol thats quite a stash.

ive been court 4-5 times and my rents still get uber pissed and say they'll send me to boarding school, drug test me and search my room weekly. they never do though. Im more carfull now, before i used to just go up to my room with everyone in the house smoke a few then be really sketch around rents then i realised that i was being a dumbass and that i needed to cut the fuck down.

 

my parents were told by the cops that i smoke weed and i told my parents that it was my friends and i didnt know he had it and they belived me. and i have come home on acid shrooms what ever you can think of and only once when i was on acid they asked me if i was stoned i said no and they left it at that.

 

the most awesomest story ever

 

Exar thanks man! it still makes me laugh

 

A few times.

 

ive been smoking for like 3 years. heres what i do. i wait for my parents to leave, then i smoke in the basement with a window open and te section im in closed off by the door. and i hurry. i take big bong hits, but few. i hurry the ef up and clean up. i then leave the room, put all my stuff to its normal hidden places and chill for 15-20 minutes. then i go back downstairs, check the smell, close the window if normal and thats it. or if theres places near you thats lax and private like a park or whatever, but keep the bud in your sock just incase a pig comes along.

 

The kids with parents who let them smoke or just dont care never know how lucky they really are

 

yeah i just recently got caught but it was kinda good..my mom smelled it the other night.. she said how she did it a bunch in college. then i told her how i wanted to go into drug politics and she actualy really supported it and told me she thought so to along with both of my grandmothers! pretty cool stuff!

 

I have never been caught and I smoke in my house 3-7 times a week. i just wait until my parents are asleep, then sit in front of my window that has a fan in it to blow the smoke out. I will leave the fan going for a little while then turn it off. i have never been caught or been suspected of smoking.

 

i live in a low in come family and i got my stash snaked by my mom man it sucked, it was in the morning she know i hit it but doesnt like it she walked in my room and then walked out and had a werid look on her face and went back in and took 8 whiffs then 10 and wlaked out and she was like ("YOU SMOKIN WEED UP HERE "in a angery voice and i sed " only a little ,smells good doesnt it? she snaked it and then flushed it .it was orange kush and arohra blue laced it sucked i was dry for 2 weeks busted lmao

 

At the point before she flushed it, my response would've been "BITCH, GIMME BACK MY GODDAMN WEED 'FORE I HAVE TO GO MIKE TYSON ON YOUR ASS!"

I'll tolerate a lot of things, but nobody steals anything from me, and nobody borrows without asking. If they do, an ass-kicking IS in their future.

 

My mom likes to bluff knowing im stoned. Its usually the times where im completely sober that she bluffs, but when im really stoned she doesnt at all.

 

that would be awesomely uncomfortable

 

my mom has never caught me, but i'm honest with her. i'll come home stoned out of my mind and tell her, or tell her that's what i'm doing with my friends. haha it's pretty sweet not having to sneak around.

my mom was a teenager during the 60's and she always proclaimed that as long as i wasn't an idiot about how i did it she didn't care if i experimented. i actually just found out recently she still smokes quite a bit herself.

 

my mother caught me....she was more upset of the fact that i lied to her....my other mother(yes i have 2 bitch you wanna fight about it)my birth mother used to be a coke addict long ago and doesnt care if i do it at the age of 18

 

haha i got caught before right in the act.. it was really awkward not gonna lie... I was taking a massive puff from my 2 foot bong when my dad came in... I looked at him for like 5 full seconds before finally exhaling... it would have been hilarious to anyone watching lol me sitting there with a still smoking bong and my dad just standing there at the door mouth wide open It didnt turn out to bad though a quick lecture a smashed bong and a lesson learned