Have you ever visited a prostitute?

Discussion in 'Sex Polls' started by johnschlong, Sep 24, 2005.

  1. AddictedToStrychnine

    AddictedToStrychnine Member

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    If they made homicide legal for a day, I'd hunt down prostitutes... like Jack the Ripper.
     
  2. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    1200 prostitutes..i think i need an hiv test just from reading that
    ewwww
     
  3. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siðr

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    oh comeon, don't be such a wimp... If that's what he wanna do, then why butt in?
     
  4. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    its a poll, asking our opinions of wether we'd visit a prostitute
    isn't it ok to have an opinion?
     
  5. sacrament32

    sacrament32 Member

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    Direct rf ur a dick i hope u fall in a hole.... a deep hole
     
  6. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siðr

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    I think opinions are okay, but as I see it that wasn't an opinion...
    an opinion would've been "wow that's really a lot, it's not really my thing, but you just go ahead"
     
  7. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    Lmao.... I wished he would elaborate more on what diseases hes caught.
     
  8. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    probly a few that don't even have names yet

    not tomention the mental disease that made him doit in the 1st place
     
  9. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    Never have. Probably never will.


    I think George Costanza put it best: "Parking in the city is just like sex. Why should I pay for it when, if I apply myself, I might be able to get it for free?"
     
  10. SG69

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    Thought about it but I'd never do it.
     
  11. johnschlong

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    Well, you're an attractive girl. I'd want soixante-neuf and then from behind. How much would that be? (I'm always shaved, clean, and nicely dressed - I absolutely DON'T look hippie, which is the biggest turn-off for pros, I've heard over and over again.)

    So how much for halfanour sucking and fucking? And would you be so kind to remove the cum from your hair first please? I don't like the smell of your previous client's semen.
     
  12. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    shes worth more then you got
     
  13. johnschlong

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    I never pay attention to pimps, I always go straight to the girl.
     
  14. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    well since i'm oddicialy her pimp now..i want that dudes question answered..what diseases have you got.. dont want you infecting my tool
     
  15. johnschlong

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    hehe, that's funny.

    [excuse me for my English, I'm not a native speaker.]

    Well, I can tell you one thing: in general, prostitutes are a gazillion times cleaner and safer than your ordinary homegrown nextdoor pussy.

    Even in the developing world, prostitutes know more about sex and safety than any of the girlfriend's I've had in Europe.

    When it comes to sex, prostitutes are the most hygienic and cautious people on the planet. It's their job to be clean and healthy.

    And of course, each time after I come back from a job abroad, I take an HIV/STD test. Never had anything. Thanks to only having sex with prostitutes. I'm sure that if I'd had an ordinary girlfriend abroad, I'd have had all kinds of STDs.
     
  16. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    thats a stupid argument, why are most prostitutes doing that? drug addiction, even if your lucky enough to pick the 1200 girls who were 100% safe everytime they fucked 10000000 guys, theyre still shooting up & sharing needles
     
  17. johnschlong

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    Mm, I have to admit I think I've never made love to a crack whore or a heroine addict. Cities I've had the luck of residing in: Fortaleza (lots of ordinary clean girls), Mumbai (no drug addicts there), Bangkok (very few as far as I can tell, lots of cute trannies) and Kinshasa (absolutely no drug addicts, but great girls.)

    Where are you writing from then?
     
  18. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    bangcock has a huge drug pronlem, i dont knowabout the rest
     
  19. canadian_boy

    canadian_boy Brohn Zmith

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    I'll get down to that ..

    Even if I'm not good-looking and a loser , it will happen one day, i'm sure and i'm not too much in a hurry ..
     
  20. Rigamarole

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    That's actually an interesting observation. My experience with prostitutes in Mexico was extremely sanitary... they are very insistent on condoms (they supply them), won't suck you without them, and often won't even jerk you without a paper towel/toilet paper between their hand and your dick. (romantic, I know)
     

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