Have you ever met someone from the internet?

witness my self control. i respect your space.

 

So that was you last night, as I suspected



Hotwater

 

Your self control in my presence is the thing of legends



Hotwater

 

you scare me.

 

Probably because it’s friday and I’m getting a little punchy after a very, very long week



Hotwater

 

oh. i always just figured i irritated you. THAT'S a relief.

 

Actually I’ve found most of the posters on hipforums (including yourself) quite amiable




Hotwater

 

No, but I hope to.

 

I talked to a guy online in a chatroom and on the phone and emails for 7 years and we never met. we planned on it once, and his dad got in a motorcycle accident, we finally just kinda lost touch. We were gonna meet at bonnaroo, We will someday, We became like best friends.

 

excellent. *rubs hands together in anticipation of naked pictures that i'm start nagging you for...for the collection you know.*

 

Invited To Meet A Girl In Cardiff I Was Chatting To But Never Did

Met A Man With One Leg I Chat To On A Holiday Forum

 

So, it’s started again

First innocent, innocuous yet somewhat revealing pictures, followed by late night phone calls with heavy breathing


Hotwater

 

I've met two people from the internet. In both cases they tried to steal me from my wife.

I was supposed to meet Honey_Hannah from this site once, but I ended up having a family emergency on the day she came to town.

 

you poor poor man. do you need to talk about it? what's your number?

 

next time you're distracted with meeting someone, call me and i'll steal your wife.

 

Let’s just skip this phase, and I’ll give you the number of the local constabulary to save time



Hotwater

 

and thus self control is restored.

 

It was me the three nights before that also. You should just come outside one of these times.

 

That's really cool!

 

I've never met anyone over the internet.