Have you ever been stabbed?

I got stabbed...
AHHH
The murder was heinous
The blade went right through my eyeball
And out my anus

 

That sounds most unfortunate

 

Yep- same here. I’ll tell you about it sometime Pete

 

me too, I told you already but decided to go literal on this one.

 

Slice em up
Slice em down
Side to side
And all around
They don't help
They don't care
Ginsu flinging everywhere

 

This one time I met slipknot
And I stabbed their ass!
Stabbed em all in the face
That's why they wear masks

 

Got stabbed by one of these...






Went all the way through my foot...

 

It bloody hurts I can tell you! I've been stabbed 3 times amongst a catalogue of other injuries, The first time was when I was trying to apprehend a burglar, fortunately I moved and only ended up with a slash across my stomach, not too bad. The second and third times I was attacked by a girlfriend, she was eventually locked up under the mental health act, the first time was in the shoulder and the second in the hand, with one of those 'butter' knives of all things! I don't know which was worse, the actual wound or the blunt force trauma, it takes a hell of a lot to send one of them in.
I've also been shot at (missed) several times, been smashed over the head with a lump of concrete on one occasion, on another I was attacked by a group of lads, injuries as follows, several broken ribs, basal skull fracture, broken nose, broken fingers and several teeth kicked out, and yes it did hurt. lol
An image of a butter knife, just in case anyone doesn't know what one is. lol

 

I dunno Phil. You seem like a decent guy but...

You get stabbed one time it's a tragedy. You get stabbed three times, it's like the world's trying to teach you a lesson.

 

I suppose it was one of them, the girl had mental health issues,the burglar was just a dick, I had the last laugh though, a couple of months later I was at a local show and a guy went into cardiac arrest, I was doing cpr and among the crowd of onlookers I noticed a familiar face, when it was all over I managed to grab him and dragged him into the bushes, I decided not to have him nicked instead he spent some time with the medics, lol

 

Oh, damn!

I’ve known 2 people who had been through that

 

Shouldn't that be 'had that through them'? lol
The worst thing about standing on one of those is when you leave it lying there yourself, I always bend nails over as soon as I see them.

 

What I remember most is walking home with the board still attached to my foot...


I was around four or five years old.