Have you ever accidentally (on purpose) flashed someone or "bumped" into them?

haha that would be funny to see...
haha i thought about coming to the door wearing a strap-on

 

Why can't that fortunate stuff happen to me? dammit.

 

I don't believe weedgirl is an actual female

 

Damn, I suddenly have an upset stomach.

 

hehe thats because you are just denying your inner feelings...

 

Can't say I have ever done that...*wink wink*...but I've definately caught boys doing it to me, at Phish shows, DMB shows...that kind of scene.

 

I often scratch my nuts and accidentally pull my shit out of my pants, only half the time do people notice though. -shrugs-

or sometimes my fly is down and I almost always wear boxers that don't hold ANYTHING inside of them so I might be walking around town with my dick hanging out

There's probably more but I can't think of them right now.

 

if i was a guy i would walk around with my stuff always hanging out haha just cause i could and cause its just there...
i would walk around with my balls hanging out...

 

I like to duct tape my ass cheeks in such a way that my brown star is in plain view. (kinda like a dogs). Then I cut a hole in the back of my shorts and go to the beach like that. The little kids playing on the beach love it and laugh uncontrollably!

 

Christ...«if I was a guy...»
«if i was a guy...»
«if I was a guy...»

Then I don't you BE one? lol...

 

huh, can you elaborate...

 

he was reffering to the fact that you said if i was a guy multiple times and then listed various odd and whacky things you'd do with your penis and balls.

occasionally girls will rub up agaisnt me to let me now they want me...which is always very nice...but i'd prefer a flash. i love nip (Nude In Public), and exhibitionists..

and the poster weedgirl is about as likely to actually be a girl, as the poster is to be actually made out of weed.

 

um, yeah, still dont understand...
i dont even think you knew what he was talking about
looked like a bunch of jiberish to me...

 

I think DangerousMooseNuts is either drunk, stupid or both.

 

*squish*....*steps on bug*

at anyrate it should be obvious what he's talking about...replace 'I' with 'why'

"Then I don't you BE one?"

Then why don't you BE one?"

 

oh lord, i waited for that...
"why dont you be one" hmmm nice now lets step it up a knotch and try something a bit more high school...

 

lol you really wants balls huh?

 

...this comming from the user who started talking about smacking people in the face with a penis if she had one...and walking around with balls hanging out..

hmmmmmmmm.....I think you missed the sarcasm in his post. hence the "lol" and the ""

 

haha
yeah but i was not trying to insult or make fun of someone, that i make sure its not childish...
Come on Mr. Danger all I was stating was what I would do with balls and pecker if I had me one....
Like i bet you wouldn't try to suck on your titties if you had them for a day...

 

im a dude, and i've even tried sucking my own nipples...it's very difficult and doesn't pay off at all...but i was bored, so...meh. i accidentally(on purpose) showed this one girl my winkie once.