Have the Men in Black Finally Caught Up With Me?

As I once said on these boards before, I have my own solution to Fermi's Paradox (the seeming contradiction that there must be advanced ET's out there--yet where are they?).

I believe that we were Star seeded long ago, and they are waiting for the right time to make themselves known. (Not as wild of a theory as you may think. On Wikipedia it's called the Zoo Hypothesis [look it up].)

I also think that they have nevertheless left tantalizing clues to their presence. Like the so-called Tecumseh Curse. Or one set of coincidences I think I have uncovered, the Mount Rushmore coincidences: Mount Rushmore Coincidences...

Anyway I have no further proof of what I say. Just call it a theory.

One theory I don't concur with though, is so-called UFO conspiracy theories. Roswell, Men in Black and all that stuff. Sorry. But I just don't identify with that group.

Anyway I have been sharing my theory on the internet and by US mail for some time now. I esp. like US mail, because of the broader free speech protections.

I assume my letters always reach their destination. I do include my return address. And I usually only get them back if the person has moved or the address is no longer valid. (I also have gotten two replies thus far--both positive .)

Anyway, as I said, I don't believe anyone in the US government really cares about what I am doing. But just to make sure that the mail is picked up, I often include a letter addressed to myself--as I did a week ago, Tuesday, November 28th.

The only thing is, I still haven't received the letter yet. I almost always do (although a couple of years ago, it was rather late, I recall).

What gives?

Just a little background. I mailed it at a mini-post office, in a local suburb. (I do live in Detroit. But my mail is pretty reliable. And the suburb is relatively rich, or at least middle class.) And yes. I did try filing a postal complaint. But I was promptly told the post office doesn't accept complaints for individual letters.

So I guess I am asking you all: what could have happened?

 

yawn

 

Where do you buy your drugs?

 

If you have become a targeted individual it will be a lot more then slow mail. During this time of year that's typical.

 

yeah, december is crazy time at the post office. you're lucky if anything gets delivered on time this month.

we'll know the men in black caught up with you when your account and all your threads no longer exist on hipforums.

 

Aside from the letter just being slow, it could be that some articles of mail are lost, or were incorrectly addressed. This seems like a more reasonable explanation than targeting by secret government agents. If the government were really plotting against you, I don't know why they would want to interfere with a letter sent to yourself.

Maybe you could try sending a letter to yourself via registered mail, return receipt requested.

 

If you see a suit, flick him in the ballchinian.

 

wasnt high up in the sky
didnt make any sound
just wizzed right by
shining lights on the ground

was one those ufo there things and
it scared me half to death
but nobody would believe me
because I was smoking meth

 

i just glanced at this thread and thought it asked "have the black men finally caught up with me?"

totally different subject there.

 

I don't know if any of you are interested. But I finally got the letter, just now. It looks like it was processed the wrong way, that they thought the stamp was on the other side. Ah, well.

 

Here come the men in black meeeeenn innn blaaaack

 

accidents happen in stressful environments.
reality is diverse, with or without gods or little green men.

as for the fermi "paradox", its still just as far from there to here, as it is from here to their.