Have a good comeback for "You have a small penis"

Discussion in 'Humor' started by cumback_kid, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. ladyred222

    ladyred222 Member

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    My penis isn't small its all in the way you work it...... Now come on guys you know you have said it...:D
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    People are still doing that "small penis" insult... not very creative..

    Just say "yeah"
    or "yeah and..."
    or "yeah, and your point being.."
    Or just say "it sure is!"

    When I get insulted (non creatively) I just say yeah, it not only stumps them but then they realize how lame their attempt at an insult was and feel stupid...
     
  3. ~Baked Goods~

    ~Baked Goods~ Senior Member

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    In response, "Why are you worried about my dick when you should be suckin' on DEEZ NUTS!"

    I've got a deez nuts comeback for everything
     
  4. Rael

    Rael The Ruiner

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    What happened to the jewish man with an erection who ran into a wall?

























































    He broke his nose.
     
  5. deleted

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    I say Oh yeah, but look at these NUTS...
    [​IMG]
     
  6. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    A couple kids wrote a song about my friend called "Josh has a baby dick"

    Then one day when my other friend was making fun of him and then Josh whipped it out and said "Does that look like a babies dick to you" Everyone died laughing, then I yelled I can't tell move your pinky!

    Even he laughed after I said that.
     
  7. MisterMorningGlory

    MisterMorningGlory Member

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    dude thats not cool, sometimes you have to take a stand, you're allowed to get into a fight or two in highschool, its not gonna make you a bad person
     
  8. ZippyMischief

    ZippyMischief Member

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    Depending on your age, its good to turn it against the woman in someone elses life - a mom, a girlfriend, a sister. Especially if that person is hot.

    Just relay a certain enjoyment by the female. It can be as light or intense and disgusting as you want. But, intense and disgusting can yield greater results.
     
  9. trainwreck530

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    "wut bitch u want me 2 get it hard u fuckin queer! quit checkin my chickkin 4 i do go-go gadget dirk diggler on ur ass BDB mf! big dick boner!...then no ones safe, keep ur girl @ home 4 shes swingin on my johnson ya scrampton. from wut i hear u aint takin care of business,,sooner or later it all comes down 2 can u provide a stff cock..sounds to me like u got a bad case of limpdickitis,,no worries a$$hole just watch barney does michael jackson vol. 6"

    lol i would probably say something like that if i was in school. or maybe this grinchy green has just me phukkn grifted. best of luck lol

    ..::~peace~::.. donny
     
  10. xexon

    xexon Destroyer Of Worlds

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    "My penis may be small, but at least it has more of an ability to grow than your small mind."

    There. That oughta work. :)


    x
     
  11. PL2584

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    for the guys who make fun of you just accuse them of being gay. For the girls that make fun of you just say they have a wide vagina. then making flapping sounds.
     
  12. thinkfloyd07

    thinkfloyd07 Senior Member

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    almost OD on "male enhancement" pills and then be like who's got the tiny dick now mother fucker?
     
  13. Padme

    Padme Member

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    "Are you compensating for something?"
     
  14. Elijah

    Elijah Member

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    if it's a girl, tel them "atleast i don't have a vagina the size of a manhole".
    if it's a fellow male, just tell them "why would you care what size my penis is? unless of course you hapen to be gay."
     
  15. rambleON

    rambleON Coup

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    Say, "Yeah? I have your bitch hanging mother fucker."
     
  16. Glowstick

    Glowstick member

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    If its a girl "How was that package of hot dogs last night?"
    If its a dude if I were a guy I'd turn around and flop it on him.
    or be like well atleast its seen better pussy than you will
     
  17. Blondieblue

    Blondieblue Member

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    this one is good :)
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

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    i think this ^ones great......I'd also say "It only feels small to you because your such a fucking big mouth"
     
  19. jseeker22

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    Hmm kinda related...if you tell someone they have a small dick...and they respond with its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean...then you say...yeah but it takes a LOOOONG time to get to england in a rowboat
     
  20. jseeker22

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    or you can try my favorite:
    I cant touch the bottom of a tuna can; but i sure can dent the sides...
    or
    Did your mom or your dad tell you that??
    or
    Dont worry about it, I told your girl that last night was the last time we would do that.
    or
    Doctors have recently discovered that too much sex as an adolescent makes your dick smaller.
     

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