Years ago I was piping St Patrick's Day, and a fellow asked if I thought it appropriate to wear a Scottish kilt in honor of the day. I opined that since it was an Irishman who converted the heathen Caledonians to Christianity, and in way of penance and reparation for that grievous sin, introduced them to uisce beatha and the mystical and arcane arts of distillin', Scottish folk should kilt up every day in Columba's blessed memory and sincere and eternal gratitude. Sláinte!
I've never been a beer drinker matey - too sweet a tooth for that, and I had my tot of Brandy this morning in my morning mug of coffee. Not allowed any more than that as it interferes with my medication too much.
How do catch a Leprechaun ? By your wit . And then ? The Leprechaun must tell you the Leprechaun's secret . the question is : How do you become a Leprechaun ? " First you must become a Unicorn , and the thing you know about a Unicorn is that they exist and cannot be seen . " This I know . I caught one . . . .