Christmas isn't actually Santa's birthday. You see, Santa was an evil demon that killed and pillaged, but a secret society of Jews used their powers to seal him underneath Jerusalem. But the only way he remains trapped is if children around the world believe he's some jolly old man who delivers presents. Just thought I'd clear that up.
i think religion is wore than crack, crack kills, religion dumbs people down, id rather die than be dumb
or one of the many inquisitions.... or the witch trials...or the crusades... or supporting slavery with the bible... or..... just pick one.
