Hands, Your best one

haha, yeah, but thats why lefties are better

 

But being left handed, you're automatically damned. Even jesus can't save you where you're going! Haha yeah I have no idea what I'm tlaking about.

 

haha i dont either

 

Looks like everything is in order here then.

 

haha well I guess so... except for the fact that you have to admit lefties are better..

 

Damn straight. Lefties are great. Righties are a bunch of sheep...

 

hahaha yeah..
righties are whats wrong with the world

 

Well, George Bush is right handed....coincidence? I think not...

 

haha now everything seems to be fitting into place haha maybe he is their leader...

 

Yeah well lefties are just conforming with the nonconformists... Conforming!

 

haha whatever, righties stink and eat mayo

 

Eww I don't eat mayo..

 

haha, sure, you eat it out of the jar with special righty, you even made a bib for your hand..dont lie

 

Mayonnaise is gross. Everyone knows it's lefties that are into that, I bet you drink it straight from the jar with a straw, like powdered toast man.

 

What is all this discrimination against left hands? You people are mean.

I would say right, but unlike some people, I don't want to make my left hand feel bad and left out, so I'm just gonna... not comment.

 

So you're not one of... them, right?

 

Would you stop liking me if I was?

 

Ummm........... No comment.

 

haha, sounds like you've tried that before is that Thursday's meal

 

Damn.. now I kinda wish I was left-handed.