hand washing

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Jo King, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i tend to wash my hands before using the toilet
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Anyone who doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom is a slob. Hell, even walking into the bathroom is grounds for washing your hands, regardless if your hands come into contact with a part of your body that excretes waste.

    The fat fuck who runs the kitchen where I work constantly leaves the bathroom without washing his hands. Then he goes and prepares food. Needless to say, I wouldn't eat anything from that place if you paid me to.

    I pretty much wash my hands obsessively, to the point where I get terribly dry skin during the winter months.
     
  3. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    This makes me think of that Beatles song "I want to wash your hand..."
     
  4. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Build up your immune system... lick those hands clean. Works for cats...
     
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  5. kokujin

    kokujin Senior Member

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    tbh why the fuck not? free hand wash. free soap. You're kinda a dirty lazy slob if you don't wash your hands, after taking a piss nonetheless.
     
  6. kokujin

    kokujin Senior Member

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    but THEN, you wash your hands, and likely with soap. So I wonder if you come out cleaner bro.
     
  7. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I always wash up after going to the bathroom. I tend to wash my hands all the time as I do all the food prep in the house. I have a compromised immune system so it has become second nature to keep my hands clean.
     
  8. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    Do you wear gloves when grabbing the handle of the gas station pump, or that handle on the storefront door you visit?

    Guess how many people you're shaking hands with then (practically, if you think about it).. :eek:


    I use my elbow or knee to open doors. I use the supplied sanitary towel at the grocery store to clean off the shopping cart handle before using it. I do wash my hands whenever I feel they need cleaning.

    But that dammed gas pump gets me every time! After I pump the gas and get back on the road, I'll be digging into a bag of some food item (like jelly beans for instance), and then I realize..

    :eek: NOOOOOOOO!!! :willy_nilly:

    And then I think to myself (fuck-it), and continue eating. It's already too late anyway. I can only hope that my immune system is in working order.
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i always get grossed out when i see children sucking on the shopping cart handles


    and people put their food on that small section where all the diapers leaked :)
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    oh and i just finished working on a car that had fire extinguishing chemicals powder all over the engine...you can bet your ass i washed my hands before taking a piss :)
     
  11. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Haha that's what I'm saying. I wash my hands before I grab my junk, and if I'm going back to work on a car I don't bother washing after because I'll just be scrubbing grease off in 20 min again anyway.

    At a bar or restaurant, I definitely wash after.
     
  12. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Always. It's kind of like seatbelts in the car, it was just hammered in so much as a child, it doesn't feel right not to.
     
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