Halloween Questions You've Always Wondered About

Did we really need thirty-two Michael Myers movies?

 

Why black and orange?

Are sugar skulls an example of cultural appropriation? Or do you think it's appreciation? Maybe neither?

 

Just how many corn seeds go into a single piece of candy corn.

 

Why black cats?

And did you know that they're not being adopted as often as other cats due to all this Halloween stuff surrounding these innocent animals?

 

now i want to adopt a black cat

 

That is very sad.....

 

If candies are bad for you, why did god create so many?

 

Why can't people be this fun the other 364 days of the year?

 

No we needed 33

Now w3'r3 fucked woooooooooooo..

 

Actually you have that switched around a little bit... Adoption centers don't adopt out black cats around Halloween because twisted fucks were adopting black cats in order to kill them.

 

:bigcry:

 

why can't women dress this slutty the rest of the year?

 

i have just one: why don't we celibrate it on the autumnal equanox?

make that one and a half: why don't we love and celibrate strangeness in a way that isn't about pretend fright and mocking it?

an excuse to meet the neighbors seems like it ought to be a good positive ritual,
you know, to have one day a year set aside for expecting to,
but where did the obsession with confections come from?

i'm also wondering what to get for the ghosts of road kill and bio labs.

 

How many people will dress up as Chanty Binx this year?

 

how many will dress up as a coke machine?
i'm no good with names, and i don't mean to make anyone feel bad by forgetting theirs.
its embarrassing to me some times when i do.
so all these celebrity names, or characters in movies, or musicians, or whatever they are,
for all i know i may even have met some of them,
but i'm still no good at remembering names.

 

I feel like walking down hallways doing the thriller zombie dance at work

 

IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION, LODOG.

jeeeeez

Is the Nightmare Before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?

 

zero, unless crushing them or something is where corn syrup comes from, (yes i actually don't know) in which case probably more then 100.

 

Why is it every year people comment about my "costume"... then see me a month later and say "oh" in an embarrassed way. I wear the same things all year long....


It's not a fucking costume, people, it's the way I dress.

 

What does candy have to do monsters/ghosts?

How does Tyrsonswood dress when it isn't Halloween?