hairy (natural) people

i didn't figure you did. i know you're a hippie deep down

 

all the new houses have heated tile floors in the pisser. even the fucking toilet seats are heated. some bowls too. but only in the yukon. frozen turds don't flush easily. really fucks up the piping.

 

i'm not a cuddler so i often forget that i'm sleeping with someone. (fuck that really just depressed me i should have cuddled with her more) And so if someone rubbed even the finest of hairy legs up against me i'd probably jump for a weapon and knock that sucker out.

not really. I'd probably just roll over and have sex with her.

 

i guess it saves on gas. is that the coldest it gets in texas? and how close is texas to georgia? i may have to go to georgia for a wedding in the summer and I kind of want to tour around the southern states for a bit.

do you tan? i always find my body hair gets finer in the summer when i'm super tanned. maybe it just appears that way cause it all goes blonde, but I think all that vitamin d has something to do with fine hair.

 

Ha ha, thats so funny, I can't believe you have to thaw your shit there.

People in England couldn't really understand how well I could deal with the cold. I was itching for a walk when everyone else wanted to stay by the fire and watch corrie. I think the reason is a) Australians aren't pussies and b) it only gets really cold for about 2 months a year, so there is no point spending a lot of money on heating, double glazed windows and warm clothes...we just sit in our poorly designed houses and freeze, so we get used to it. I imagine the same goes in Zilla's house.

 

i don't waste heat..
its 15 degrees out right now, feels like 0 and i don't have my heat on...and i have a fan on

 

Chuang Tzu! My main man!!

 

yup, or rather 3rd floor apartment with paper thin walls.

edit: aus is really like texas but the scenery is better and people talk funny. but texans and aussies always get along. truly. i do a great aus accent btw.

 

i fucking love im. i want to read more. such a beautiful quotation i came across.

 

Yes, I came across that quote for the first time when I was in college in Pittsburgh in the late '90s. In one of my ramblings at the university library.

 

well, i am in central texas. it nearly never snows. the flash floods are unreal, though.... austin is about a 2 hour flight from atlanta... maybe a 2-3 day drive. though of course you can do it in a day if you're all wired an chit.

i am in my swimsuit (at least the bottom half) probably half of my waking life (hah!) and i do think the sun bleaches my hair. it is definitely more visible in the winter when i haven't swum in a while. but really, my hair is just naturally very light and sparse.

 

About the scenery thing, nos. The majority of Australia is really boring. We only have one big mountain range, and its kind of gay compared to your mountains. It doesn't even snow all year on the highest peak. Gayness.

I can do a good Texan accent. Hwat do yew think a thayt misse?

 

and ten years later she does the same

 

you been jacking off to jessica simpson music videos again??

we don't have mountains in texas. just hills. and grassland. it is a big fucking state. west texas is flat and dry till you hit colorado. but i live in the hill country, used to be the bottom of a shallow sea... limestone bedrock. cypress trees, creeks, caverns... it's stunning.

i saw some pretty amazing photography of parts of aus. makes me really want to go.

 

Awesome isn't it What does life have in store for us next?

 

you tell me shamang!

 

Ha ha, yeah it is really stunning. Not so much Adelaide though...Within the city, some places are nice, the massive hills around the town are quite pretty in parts, most of the land within a day's radius (by car) is blander than brussels sprouts. Then depending on which direction you go, for the most part its arid wasteland stretching almost across the entire country. We do have a beautiful Island close by called "Kangaroo Island", stunning scenery, and very unspoilt, but it costs a lot of money to get the ferry over. Our state is a pretty boring place for nature lovers overall, but then maybe I'm being harsh. We have some pretty mountain ranges and some beautiful rural/vineyard country.

Oh yeah, that landscape you described, I love it. I would live to go there. I love cypress trees and limestone formations.

 

i'm not talking visibility, i'm talking like ... composition. the sun makes peopel go bald, so you gotta think that hair gets weaker (and thus finer and more sparse?? i don't know) the more sun you get. I don't fucking know. What the fuck did I just type?

Hmm. flash floods, eh? I can swim pretty good so I'm not worried about those things. unless they sweep you out to sea. that would put a damper on the wedding.

i just looked at a map of the states. there's like three states in between georgia and texas. is there a train that goes along the bottom of the states all the way out west? i hate flying.

 

brussel sprouts. i lol'ed. kangaroo island is one of the very islands i saw pictures of. there were a number of gorgeous islands with limited capacities or some shit. no unspoilt islands here, just massive party spots, and the coast is stinky. but yeah, the natural springs and creatures that live in these little aquatic islands in the vast sea of land are amazing.

 

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