No nothing dirty, tsk. This week I have had to pull stray hairs out of my mouth a number of times. Such are the perils of having long hair I suppose. But I refuse to get it cut damnit! That is all.
It's an occupational hazard for me. It happens every day and its not usually my hair. I don't want to know how much hair a stylist ingests over the course of their career.
I don't have this problem but I said I would get my long hair cut last year... and I didn't. Still want to do it but once it is gone it is gone. I'm clearly attached to it. It will surely happen this year
Hair in the mouth drives me nuts!!! I have long hair, and sometimes it finds its way into my mouth. When this happens, I blow air out of my mouth until I can no longer feel the hair. I am sure I have swallowed it plenty of times. My long hair also finds its way between my ass crack sometimes. It feels good when I pull it out.
Shit...I have a wife with very long hair, a corgi, and a papillon. I eat and drink hair all the time. To top it all, my wife wants to get a long hair cat now. I sleep naked, and I love it when I wake up and have one of my wife's hairs in my ass crack. When I yank it out, it makes me want to scream, because it tickles so bad. My corgi, which is solid white, her fur sticks to my scrotum and my nuts look like Santa's beard when I first wake up. It does not matter how many times I vacuum. I always wonder how that anyone still haves hair/fur as much as they shed. I love my wife and fur-babies though, I wouldn't trade them for anything.
