Haha ever in trouble?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by swazo, Apr 4, 2007.

  1. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

    hahaha just read it, this was left on a kids bed for his Dad to find..

    Quote: Dear Dad:
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos,
    tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that
    live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
    >Love,
    Your Son John

    PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
     
  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    hahahaha priceless, man.
     
  3. tculi

    tculi Senior Member

    haha thats great
     
  4. Twizz

    Twizz Drug Conoisseur

    hahahahahahaha thats fuckin awesome.

    I'm gonna do that to MY dad someday.
     
  5. short-man420

    short-man420 Member

    this is perfect..

    ..cuz i get my report card next week
     
  6. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

    ahh thats great, now i just need some opportunity to do it
     
  7. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

    Lol, it's funny, but I've seen it before.
     
  8. paintballer687

    paintballer687 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Damnit, I wish I was still 15 so I could use that. :D
     

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