Had a dream about BraveSirRubin

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Posthumous, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    I was at a busstop in Miami and BSR shows up. It was overcast then started to rain but the stupid bus wasn't coming. Somehow BSR tricks the UPS guy to give us a lift. Next thing I know we're riding in his brown truck, and the UPS dude finds out he's been duped but laughs it off and drops us off at a woman's apartment both BSR and I know. I have to piss so I go to her bathroom and the toilet is spraying hotwater, and it burns my legs while I'm taking a whizz. I manage to fix the leak and go into the next room but feel sick for some reason. I throw up in my mouth a little and go back into the bathroom to drink from the faucet then I wake up with a phantom pukey taste in my mouth.

    Can somebody psychoanalyze this? [​IMG]
     
  2. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    You secretly want to eat Rubin, but your subconscious is fully aware that being foreign as he is, it would make you throw up in your mouth a little.
     
  3. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Well I'm semi-vegetarian now, but I did once enjoy a good Corned Beef Rubin Sandwich with sauerkraut.
     
  4. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    See? Subconscious, man.
     
  5. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    You ate BraveSirRubin's minstrels.... and there was much rejoicing..


    Yaaaaayyyyyy!
     
  6. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    You obviously want to have sex with me and the UPS man. :D
     
  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    Kinda gives new meaning to the UPS motto: "What can brown do for you?".
     
  8. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

    It means you have a "package" for BSR and you want UPS to deliver it for you...ooohh yeah. :D
     
  9. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    lol

    And, yeah, the UPS man is sexy in that brown jumpsuit.
     
  10. 121

    121 Senior Member

    lol @ stinkfoot :jester:
     
  11. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

  12. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Jess also dreams about me, but in her dreams I'm naked.
     
  13. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    covered in ketchup usually
     
  14. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Which she makes sure to lick off.
     
  15. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

  16. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

  17. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Posthumous,

    You had a gay dream about BSR and posted a thread about it .. wow

    Hehe LOL :D
     
  18. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Double post :eek:
     
  19. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Aww honey, don't feel jelous.

    He will never be able to experience my sexuality as you do.

    So when do you want me to ass fuck you again? I'm sorry that I made you cry yesterday, but you said that you wanted it deeper! :D
     
  20. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Seek help... immediately :jester:
     

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