h - - ters for those of us flat

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by calgirl, Jul 3, 2013.

  1. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

    should I get a job at the pancake house ?
  2. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

    ha ha
    I missed the parody threads
    my boobs are actually petite...
    and I've noticed hooters girls are actually not that big either
  3. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

    petite....lucky you. Mine are nearly nonexistent.

    Here, I've gone to Tilted Kilt. It's "scottish" theme, pub type sports bar, that serves food. The girls are super pretty, and the service is great. They don't wear much, and not all of them are gigantic.
  4. Maelstrom

    Maelstrom Banned

    Do not feel so bad. Mine are nonexistent as well.
  5. How about a Galileo themed restaurant.

    The tagline could be ' The world is not flat, but our...' well ill let you finish that sentence
  6. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

    ".....our plates are". is that what you mean? doh
  7. lively_girl

    lively_girl Member

    Lool :smilielol5:
  8. slappysquirrel

    slappysquirrel Senior Member

    hey flat chicks can be hot too, it's all about the whole package ya know
  9. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

    we're especially hot when we are cooking pancakes
  10. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor


  11. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

    i love females with small breasts i think they are beutiful
  12. slappysquirrel

    slappysquirrel Senior Member

    i dated a chick w/ like AA breasts once.

    also dated a chick that had like f's once.

    smaller ones were better, big ones just got in the way ya know
  13. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

    Mmmmmm pancakes with a couple over easy eggs on top
  14. If you meet a hot chic that has a package, i have news for you
  15. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    I love small boobs, and big ones too. Just not too big. If they are smacking me in the face during cowgirl.. we got a problem.
  16. EL Tuna

    EL Tuna Member

    A can of fix-a-flat and a modified breast pump adapter, You can have 36C one day, DD's the next. For the cottage cheese ass, Use play-doe, Super glue and concealer. You can mold it anyway you way from slim to 'back that ass up' ghetto ass. The sky's the limit lol
  17. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

    calgirl, maybe you should post a pic of your pancakes? if you happen to make some for breakfast or something..
  18. Willy Blue

    Willy Blue Senior Member

    Could I get a job in an iced bun shop?

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