h - - ters for those of us flat

should I get a job at the pancake house ?

 

ha ha
I missed the parody threads
my boobs are actually petite...
and I've noticed hooters girls are actually not that big either

 

petite....lucky you. Mine are nearly nonexistent.

Here, I've gone to Tilted Kilt. It's "scottish" theme, pub type sports bar, that serves food. The girls are super pretty, and the service is great. They don't wear much, and not all of them are gigantic.

 

Do not feel so bad. Mine are nonexistent as well.

 

How about a Galileo themed restaurant.

The tagline could be ' The world is not flat, but our...' well ill let you finish that sentence

 

".....our plates are". is that what you mean? doh

 

Lool :smilielol5:

 

hey flat chicks can be hot too, it's all about the whole package ya know

 

we're especially hot when we are cooking pancakes

 

flapjacks

 

i love females with small breasts i think they are beutiful

 

i dated a chick w/ like AA breasts once.

also dated a chick that had like f's once.

smaller ones were better, big ones just got in the way ya know

 

Mmmmmm pancakes with a couple over easy eggs on top

 

If you meet a hot chic that has a package, i have news for you

 

I love small boobs, and big ones too. Just not too big. If they are smacking me in the face during cowgirl.. we got a problem.

 

A can of fix-a-flat and a modified breast pump adapter, You can have 36C one day, DD's the next. For the cottage cheese ass, Use play-doe, Super glue and concealer. You can mold it anyway you way from slim to 'back that ass up' ghetto ass. The sky's the limit lol

 

calgirl, maybe you should post a pic of your pancakes? if you happen to make some for breakfast or something..