GW Visits School

Discussion in 'America Attacks!' started by CyberFly, May 25, 2004.

  1. CyberFly

    CyberFly Banned

    George Bush visited a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he asked if there were any questions. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
    "Billy."
    "And what is your question, Billy?"
    "I have 3 questions.
    First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
    Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
    And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
    Just then the bell rang for recess. George informed the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
    When they resume, George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right.
    It was question time. Who has a question?"
    Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.
    "Steve"
    "And what is your question, Steve?"
    "I have 5 questions.
    First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
    Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
    Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
    Fourth, why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
    And fifth, what happened to Billy?"

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  2. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    LOL! That is so fuckin funny. But actually it would be more like this:
    "Well Billy... First we invaded Iraq becuase it was the right thing to do. Second Al Gore isn't president because our campaign was doing well in all parts of the country and we had vital goals. Finally. You see Billy politics are complicated and while these answers to your 3 questions may not make sense now, someday you'll understand"
     

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