Guys: Whats The Fastest Way To Get You Hard?

Two words: obese midgets

 

hah!

my two words: Yoga pants.

 

What does cheese grater mean?

 

well this is interesting

 

Nude pics.

 

Sharing fantasies while stroking me. If sex is in the head, so to speak, this truly gets me and the woman could just about own my soul

 

If beautiful lady come to me and just ask 'can we fuck'?automatic it will stonehard..no need foreplay,no need kissing,no need touching.just ask three magic word.

 

Seeing naked boobs always does it for me

 

nothing that the blue pill friend can't solve ;-)

 

Lick My Balls Asshole and rub my butt -- instant HARD ON

 

A woman who is determined to get me hard.

 

The smell of a pussy. Instant hard on

 

Kissing.

 

Number one turn-on is the sight of a woman naked....it's just that simple.
Especially when she is relaxed and open showing her femaleness.

Number two turn-on is to touch me.. fondle my balls, stroke me.
Run your hand down my lower back across the curve of my butt.

and...

Bing!!!

 

eating pussy..or licking my cock..or talking dirty or seeing boobies or kissing or.... oh well you get the idea

 

Doesn't take much !

 

Being wet

 

My wife knows she can get me hard as a rock almost instantly by talking to me about all the kinky things she does with her boyfriend. For her to recount (which she does regularly) how he sexually dominates her gets me rock hard in seconds... Not to mention how incredibly WET she gets while talking to me about how she's totally sexually submissive to him.

Ironically, she's definitely much more dominant with me, both in our everyday lives, and in the bedroom. I really think my wife's relationship with her boyfriend gives her the opportunity to let someone else have "total control" over her, and "gives her a break" from her normal routine, which is to be naturally dominant with me in most aspects of our marriage.
She's a true switch when it comes to being dominant and submissive... Though when she's with me, you'd never know she had a submissive side at all... And when she's with her boyfriend, most people would have no clue that she has a dominant side.

As she lets me and her boyfriend know all the time (and mine and his opinions are the only ones that matter), she certainly gets totally different NEEDS/desires satisfied/fulfilled depending on which one of us she's with at the time. My wife has been with her boyfriend for 6 years (and actually known him since they were teenagers), and her girlfriend/boyfriend relationship with him isn't gonna end any time soon. She's made it crystal clear to me that she LOVES both of us (albeit for different reasons and NEEDS/desires being met/satisfied/fulfilled). Her and I have been married for 12 years, and together for 15 years, and our marriage definitely isn't gonna end any time soon, either.
I know a real HotWife/cuckold marriage isn't for everyone, but this type of "unorthodox" marriage works out very well for us (me, my wife, and her boyfriend).
#Cuckold Reality

 

Dirty talk, drop panties, kissing, etc all of those work

 

My wife starting a story, "Did I tell you about the time Dave fucked me doggy style in his van?" or some similar words.