Guys don't vote for Obama!

FACT: obama has hammer toes.

 

FACT: Obama's ears are Muslim-owned radar dishes

 

FACT: Obama is storing WMD's in his nostrils.

 

FACT: obama and his wife transfer information collected form his ear dishes via implants in their fists....

 

Priceless...

 

FACT: Obama is an anagram for a MOAB. Think about it.

 

or Mo Baa.....hmmmmm.

 

ahahahaahhah seriously, try harder next time

 

FACT: Obama has a tattoo of the prophet Muhammed and Tupac across his chest...kissing.

 

ok now, thats just hot

 

I did know "Muslim" is a language, I thought it was a religion?

Here a little help for ya....

Wikpedia:
A Muslim (Arabic: مسلم‎) is an adherent of the religion of Islam. The feminine form of 'Muslim' is Muslimah (Arabic: مسلمة‎). Literally, the word means "one who submits to God". The word "Muslim" is the participle of the same verb of which "Islam" is the infinitive.[1] Muslims believe that there is only one God, translated in Arabic as Allah. Muslims believe that Islam existed long before Muhammad and that the religion had evolved with time from the time of Adam till the time of Muhammad, and was completed with the revelation of verse 3 of Surah Al-Maeda
This day have I perfected your religion for you, completed My favour upon you, and have chosen for you Islam as your religion.
The Qur'an describes many Biblical prophets and messengers as Muslim: Adam, Noah (Arabic: Nuh), Moses (Arabic: Musa) and Jesus (Arabic: Isa) and his apostles. The Qur'an states that these men were Muslims because they submitted to God, preached his message and upheld his values. Thus, in Surah 3:52 of the Qur'an, Jesus’ disciples tell Jesus: "do thou bear witness that we are Muslims". Muslims pray five times a day; these five prayers are known as Fajr, Zuhr, Asr, Maghrib, Isha. There is also a special Friday prayer called Jumu'ah. Currently, the number of Muslims is estimated to be 1.3 billion.

 

Come on I dont like the floppy ear'd bastard myself but stop sounding like ignorant inbred newscasters.

 

FACT: Obama will make muslim into a language, and make us all speak it.
FACT: Obama is actually a woman.
FACT: Obama is actually Barbara Walters in drag.

I know its true cuz I read it on the internet.

 

maybe he meant that he would make us communicate by using only Qur'an passages

 

Hey Im fine with that XD

 

Okay but I want my virgins up front please! No never mind in this country they would all still be in daycare to find that.

 

Well that, in reality, doesnt apply, being that the Qu'ran never mentions that at all, in fact it comes from a weak (less authentic or accepted) Hadith, and the word virgin is never implied on the word wives (72 of them). I highly doubt the Prophet ever said such a thing in His life.

 

Typical rightwing tactics, they use the truth but bend it to seem insidious

In 1979 Bin Laden was an american ally fighting with the Mujahideen in Afghanistan against soviet oppression



Hotwater

 

well, i still want the virgins, plus a whore...and possibly a donkey

 

Fact: Obama time-traveled back to the 90's and, while impersonating a white woman, blew then-president Bill Clinton in an attempt to derail the Clinton Machine in modern times.