Guitarist Emasculated by Lady Gaga on Graham Norton

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by JohnFashion, Nov 14, 2013.

  1. JohnFashion

    JohnFashion Banned

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    I presume most thought the latest Gaga song was quite pathetic. It was almost as if it was a satire on just how horrible some modern music can be. I feel sorry for that small manned guitarist, getting emaculated. It's meant to be 'do what you want with' Gaga's body, NOT the poor guitarist's body.

    There once was a time when being a guitarist was considered cool! Is this male emasculation thing something we're going to see more. I see it a lot today.. usually in a mild way in adverts

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lh3ghfKfCU"]Lady Gaga Do What U Want - Graham Norton Show 08/11/2013 HD - YouTube
     
  2. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I quite like the song.

    As for the guitarist getting emasculated, how exactly, cos he gets a face full of boob, I thought you meant he was going to get a wedgie or made to wear granny panties or something
     
  3. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Lady Gagme is a putrid entity.
     
  4. magic_rocks

    magic_rocks ٱللهِ ٱلرّ

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    Few deaths deserve to be celebrated as triumphantly as the death of the guitar-God. Even Zappa apprehended this by the '80s.
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Exactly.
     
  6. lode

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    When I heard 'guitarist emasculated on stage' I assumed the literal meaning and thought Lady Gaga was cutting off a guitarist penis on stage. Pop music is getting out of hand, I thought.

    But no, you're just being a drama queen.
     
  7. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    I will admit that is the first Lady Gaga song/video I have actually watched/heard......
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    now I know why I have avoided IT.
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    Someone somewhere actually thinks that is good music???????
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    and she's kinda ugly lookin' :ack2:
     
  8. rollingalong

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    fuck dude....you want us to sit through the video searching for our reference.....provide a fucking minute/second mark so we can skip to the emasculation.

    ,but before I see it........who gives a shit if one guitar player gets emasculated.......there is 10 million more right behind him that would kill to be onstage with gaga and her cha cha

    not uncommon to sell your soul a little on your climb to the big stadium shows.

    the coffee houses are full of guitar players with pride intact
     
  9. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I have not watched the vid but I assume that guitarist got payed and was on there voluntarily making music with Lady Gaga. So I don't understand why this is any issue for you.
    And if you dislike her music and shows, why pay attention to it? It's like you think this is a serious threat for guitar music or something :p Guitarists and guitar orientated music is still considered cool by many. Sounds like you're focussing on the wrong stuff.
     
  10. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    And then came metal. The guitar God lives, just not in your genre.
     
  11. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    I am also partial to a bit of guitar wankery every now and then :2thumbsup:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsapab5LwcY"]Muse - Plug in Baby
     
  12. LornaDoom

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    lady ga ga is an illuminati puppet and is only here for attention to the masses, brainwashing them with symbols and sayings..Satanists
     
  13. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    No, nothing happens, lode is right, OP is just being a drama queen
     
  14. PinkEye

    PinkEye Member Lifetime Supporter

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    It was just that he was short. But he was already short. Not Gaga's fault. The terrible song is her fault.
     
  15. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Well said.
     
  16. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Because Zappa was one of them. What he "apprehended" was nobody gives a fuck about virtuosity anymore, we celebrate the mundane.:(

    If anyone deserves the death of the guitar god it's the general public for their post-modern apathy.

    Hail Kurt Kobain, the greatest guitarist that ever lived!!:rolleyes:
     
  17. rollingalong

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    this why dudes fuck you and split....its because of the way you think....

    we[men] will put up with lunacy like you in order to get laid once but then we move on....

    if you keep these crazy thoughts to yourself maybe you could trap and fool a man long enough to get half his stuff
     
  18. deleted

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    Id split lady gaga's ass with my tranny cock. that hermabitch just dont know how badly I would rape her and leave her in the dumpster behind the def jams office.. :D
     
  19. rollingalong

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    I got this feeling you really want me
     

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