Guilty or Innocent?

No. You can never smoke too much pot

Do you drink diet soft drinks? They're extremely poisonous. No joke. Look into it.

 

yup, but no more poisonous than anything else I eat.




Did you ever watch the old Ispy TV show, reruns or first run?

 

Yea


Have you ever eaten dog food?

 

I ate some dry when I was a kid, never tried canned.




ever catch yourself singing along to radio songs you hate?

 

Don't think so.

Ever abused your power?

 

HAHA, I am active Duty Military, of cours I do...rank has its priviledges.





Ever made a grown man cry?

 

Not that I remember.

Ever made a mean face at a baby? Did it cry?

 

Nope it giggled.



Ever spit of the empire state building? ( any really tall building will suffice)

 

I think I did off of a fairly tall buiding.

Can you speak a second languge fluently?

 

I can speak hick fluently. It's almost a different language. The spelling and pronunciation are totally different, but technically it's a dialect.

Ever told a teacher to fuck off?

 

Yea, in an indirect sort of way.

Have you ever wanted to be a priest or nun?

 

Fuck no.

Ever thought you were listening to music through headphones only to find that they weren't plugged in correctly and everyone else could hear the music too?

 

Yea, I think I have.

If you had your own island, what would you name it?

 

The People's Democratic Insular and Proletarian Autonomous Republic of Chariseastan.

If I were to offer you a position in the government of my island republic, which position would you want?

 

Well, probably the Chancellor of the Exchequer, if you had a lot of money in the treasury!

What living person do you admire the most?

 

my mother

who would you realisticaly nominate for president?

 

Realistically. You mean someone that actually had a chance of winning? Jimmy Carter.

How many angels can fit on the head of a pin?

 

Depends on how you "fit an angel" and how long I could stand on the head of a pin...

Ever tried to hurt someone and hurt them worse than you meant to? Did you help them or act like you meant to do it?

 

nope never.

Ever wanna hit someone in the spine with an Axe?

 

Not specifically.

Ever been stoned while riding in your car?

(Bonus ten points if you name the reference I just made)