Guilty or Innocent?

Guilty, art books.

Ever sign anothers email address up to register a free trial program a second third or 32nd time?

 

Yea


Ever ate an ant

 

guilty

ever kissed a punk

 

Yea

Ever dream about Alan Alda

 

no

ever steal anything from a church donation box/salvation army donation box?

 

Innocent.


Ever urinated behind a bush/tree in a wood/park?

 

yup.


ever smoked pot behind the screen at a movie theater?

 

i wish
have u ever pissed on an unconcious person before? or someone who is concious?

 

Innocent.

Ever draw on someone while they were asleep?

 

Guilty - My friend really enjoyed waking up looking like Captain Morgan

Ever hit and run someones car?

 

Innocent.

Ever farted and blamed the dog?

 

innocent


Ever climb up a cell phone tower?

 

Innocent.

Ever been arrested? Was it justified or was the cop just hasslin' you?

 

yes, and I have never been arrested for a crime I didnt commit.


Are you afraid?

 

No. Fear feeds the control matrix. Being afraid only worsens your situation. It does not improve it.

Were you born a man?

 

nope, boy, I grew into a man.



Can you lick yer eyebrow?

 

Nope.

Can you lick your own genitals?

 

no, i'm not a cat

ever throw up on the dentist?

 

No. The one I used to go to gave me enough goofy gas that I didn't feel like I needed to.

Have you ever eaten a grasshopper?

 

guilty it was chocolate covered...weirdest thing , it was in the name of science :H
have you ever found something cool in the trash and kept it?