Guardian Angels.

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  1. Bilby

    Bilby Lifetime Supporter and Freerangertarian Super Moderator

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    Guardian Angels.

    Do they watch you while you are having a wank? What about getting dressed , sitting on the toilet , maybe having a shower. Maybe I should give my guardian angel a treat by going to a nudist resort now and then.
     
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  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I used to be a bit self-conscious about my guardian angel sharing my dreams, watching me take a shit, make love, but I realize it’s the only excitement he or she gets so I might as well give them a good show.

    They are the ultimate voyeur.



    hotwater
     
  3. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i believe there are non-physical things and some of them befriend us.
    i don't believe in what people pretend to know about these things, but i mean some are guides and some are just friends.

    i don't believe in the demons and angels thing like the christians and some other religions do, because i think all those things are just words humans have made up themselves,
    but i don't believe their having done so requires anything to not exist either. just unlikely for what they think they know about it to be fair or accurate.

    and i believe there are species spirts for every kind of living thing, and they can be friends or teachers too.

    as for the guardian bit, whatever they're supposed to guard or how they could possibly go about it, i think that's mostly human b.s. too.
    but like i say, i believe they're nearly all mostly harmless, and some do take an active interest in us generally, and perhaps even personally.

    and if that sounds too much like a personal fairy tail, well organized religions mostly sound that way to me.
     
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  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    no. how else would you explain all the autoerotic fatalities we keep hearing about?
     
  5. Bilby

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    I took a test on FB the other day. It said my great grandmother is my guardian angel. Question is which one? We all have four great grand mothers.
     
  6. PunchDrunkKitten

    PunchDrunkKitten borne on the fm waves of a broken heart

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    I dont think i could subscribe to the notion of a guardian angel as a loved one whose passed on thats now charged with maintaining the well being and righteous path walking of those of us still clinging to the mortal coil.

    Guardian angels seem more to me like real living people who during their time on this earth touch the souls of those they meet in some profound way. I had a friend, Alex, who was the most vivacious and enigmatic muthafooker you could imagine. Hed talk to, defend the rights of, and reach out in aid to anyone he happened upon. Something about his voice, and words just entranced the people around him into a captive audience eager to soak up his stories and wisdom. His name is on my chest, and his memory is in my heart forever. I try every day that im faced with new experience or particularly difficult challenges to behave as he would have because I've never met a more earnest soul.

    Everyone who met the man shares these views on him, and concedes to feeling his behavioral patterns itching to shine through us when were uncertain of our path because he was always sure of himself, and always aimed to live with honor.

    Doesnt matter if hes watching, or reaching his ghostly hand down to influence our lives because were working off the mark he left on us when he was here to take the yamaha for a spin, roll a doobie, down some shots, and swap stories.
     
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  7. Bilby

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    ^^^^ So your friend was a rough diamond?
     
  8. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude HipForums Supporter

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    Dont be afraid of Guardian Angels...... They are spirits!!

    They wont ever laugh @ you or anything........ They try to help :)
     
  9. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Jesus is always watching though in case you put something up your bum
     

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