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Hello everyone this is my first post here on the hip forums. My name is Pat and I just happened upon this website while I was looking for lawn jockeys for my front yard, odd that this site would come up, but it did. I clicked and man there are a lot of forums. I like Random Thoughts, so here I am..

What shall I talk about, I could talk about the lady I met today at the laundrymat, she was from Laos and she gave me a ancient Laos dryer trick and that is to put a couple tennis balls in with your laundry. It helps them dry faster, thus, less quarters. I thanked her and she gave me some fried rice with squid, it was delicious.
Today I smoked medical marijuana, drank a bottle of cough syrup and also ate a medical marijuana brownie from a cannabis dispensery. I got very high and started tripping and then went exercising at the 24 hour fitness. I ran very fast on the treadmill, stairs and elliptical, over 2 hours I was lifting weights very quickly. My heart go fast, but I slow down and drink some water from the cool fountain, it tastes so refreshing. Cold and crisp and no caffeine. I then took a shower, there was one other man who was in the shower, we did not look at each other and I thouroughly washed my worked out body. It was nice. My pectorals are looking magnificent.
I then went and picked up my partner from work and we drink beer till we passed out in our van, a cargo van, our home. We are homeless, living out of a silver E-250 Econoline Ford Cargo Van. It has a V-8 engine with the 5.4l . It is stealth. We are invisible to all eyes, the only one that can see us is us.

 

OK...



Cheers Glen.

 

Thanks Glen for that magnificent reply

 

I would like to add that I have 10 tattoos, no piercings and like conspiracy stuff, I got this strange feeling that our government did 9-11 and that the Jehovah Witnesses that come to my door are right. The world is messed up. So much senseless killings and wars. I think Armageddon is right around the corner. The TRUTH is our there if you seek it. Keep on KNOCKING and the door will be opened to you. Should we not ask the hard questions of ourselves. Why am I here? Where did I come from? Where am I going? No matter how old you are, it is never too late. Ask those questions and seek Jesus and Jehovah and THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE!

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

I am sorry, you cannot post in this thread if that is all you are going to post. Looks like you are a post whore or something. Sorry if that offends, but that is what it looks like.

 

I Am Not A Post Whore Or Something, I Am Simply Agreeing With

You 100%...OK....???



Cheers Glen.

 

What if I said "You are GAY"?

 

I am confused about you having a front yard and being homeless living out of your van.

If you are invisible why would you want lawn jockeys? Wouldn't that make you stand out?



PS Don't mess with Glen.

 

Thanks for your reply.

Well, I describe whatever is in front of me for the day my front yard. So perhaps, the beach may be my front yard one day, a alley may be my front yard, sometimes even a parking lot. So in my world, I have a lot of yards.

Of course, the lawn jockeys are not invisible so they do not give us away, if anything, they help conceal us.

 

Sorry 4 eyes, I mess with whoever I want

 

What If I Said I See You As A "Religious Fanatic"...OK...???



Cheers Glen.

 

Let The Name Calling Begin...OK...




Cheers Glen.

 

I am laying in my full size bed in the back of my van leeching internet off of Home Depot, they think we are a work van. I am posting on hip forums, silent, only the glare of my screen, shielded from the world by a black out curtain from wal mart and black construction paper and limo tint. No light escapes. Undercover..

 

no, not really a religious fanatic and thanks for the reply Glen

 

I would like to add that this is my thread and I don't want any ridiculous comments. Ok. Thanks.

Some guy just came up and offered me some acid, black microdots, I bought them for 6$$ a hit. I bought 4 and just ate all of them. I think I am in for a trippy night. I will be back in a little bit to post more. I am headed to the liquor store to pick up some blunts and roll a fatty and smoke it and chill..brb

 

I am back. The liquor store was fun, I bought 2 40's of Old English 800. Also got a couple packs of blunt papers. I am going to roll up some of this fire I got. Super Electric Bubba Kush. They say this stuff is high in THC and Cannaboids. I am anxious to see how it is. It smells great. The whole van smells like the sweetest dank money can by. I have a couple pounds of this stuff..it is really good

 

:smilielol5:.. noob..

 

Hello orison. Thanks for the reply. are you making fun of me?

 

I Am Most Impressed...OK...



Cheers Glen.