you know what's worse than hearing it? Having you're mom try to talk to you about her sex life. Once, I brought my mother a towel while she was taking a bath, and her ENTIRE left boob was COVERED in one big dark hicky. It looked like she had used one of those gigantic car vacuum hoses on it. I think she wanted me to see it though, thinking I'd make a joke about it like "oooh, I know what you've been doing!!" no no no no. I don't care if she's out having sex with whoever, it's her life. But please spare me the details.
