Great Truths About Growing Old

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by cerridwen, May 21, 2004.

  1. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
    2. Insanity is the only means of relaxation.
    3. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
    4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
    5. I was put on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things; right now, I am so far behind, I will live forever.
    6. I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
    7. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
    8. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
    9. Sometimes I think I understand everything... then I regain consciousness.
    10. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
  2. makno

    makno Senior Member

    as far as your life goes you have less and less to lose...this makes it easier to die valoriously when the situation calls for it!....cause your throwing less out to vanquish your foe!
  3. TattoedAquarian

    TattoedAquarian Senior Member

    I really like #'s 5,7, and 8. ~ Not sure if I'm old enough to comment or truly appreciate them but those insights spoke to me...
  4. i hate old folks yes i do. song. bad culture. wilber. i think therres a thing to deviate folk. disenfranchise..pre agricultural grr naw my shit aches old people suck............sum liar
  5. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

    Old folks kick ass. :D
  6. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    i have to pick my battles - its hard on my body to kick ass all the time
  7. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

    Haha... oh, that's right. I forgot how old you were, gramps. ;)
  8. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    my generation does what is youngin's need to learn that

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