Please merge with any existing similar thread. Give examples of TV drama dialogue.I will start with these two: 1. "In my experience most policemen are of the lowest intelligence." - Lipstick On You Collar. 2. "We funded our own research institute to prove there is nothing wrong with tobacco." - Mad Men.
[SIZE=16pt]X-Files Season 5, Episode - Bad Blood[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]HARTWELL:[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]Agent Mulder, you mind me asking you why we're out here[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]MULDER:[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]Historically, cemeteries were thought to be a haven for vampires [/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]as are castles, catacombs and swamps, but unfortunately, you don't have any[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]of those.[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]HARTWELL:[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]We used to have swamps only the EPA made us take to calling[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]them wetlands[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]MULDER:[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]Yeah. So, we're out here looking for any signs of vampiric activity.[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]HARTWELL:[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]Which would be like, uh...?[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]MULDER:[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]Broken or shifted tombstones. The absence of birds singing.[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]HARTWELL:[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]There you go. Cuz I ain't hearing any birds singing. Right?[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]Course, it's winter, and we ain't got no birds. Is there anything else[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]MULDER:[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]A faint groaning coming from under the earth. The sound of[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]manducation -- of the creature eating its own death shroud.[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]HARTWELL:[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]Nope. No manuh... ma-ma[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]MULDER:[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]Manducation[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]MULDER:[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]Now, Sheriff, I know my methods may seem a little odd to you,[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]HARTWELL:[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]Hey, look, y'all work for the federal guv'mint and[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]to know. I mean, CIA, Secret Service -- y'all run the show, so[/SIZE] [SIZE=12pt]Hotwater[/SIZE] [SIZE=13.5pt]Hotwaterll [/SIZE]