Gottta go to school with a black eye tomorrow

Only time I ever got a black eye was when I was swinging at the park and my brother walked in front and I smacked into him. He got the wind knocked out of him, I got a shiner from hell. lol

 

This guy pours hit heart out, and instead of offering help most of you just blurt out your own stories of how you got black eyes! Selfish jerks... I'm just bitter because I don't have a cool story to tell...

 

Well, he never told us how he got the black eye, so the rest of us are just trying to make up for that. Gaaah.

 

All the stories have been funny!

Thanks for the "this guy pours his heart out" line

Peace and love!

 

Just be real mysterious and shrug it off like you don't care about it. ^_^
If they press you, just mumble something about "those damn cops..."

 

You must feel humiliated

When they realize the blow was delivered by an 11 year old you might as well crawl under a rock and die


hotwater

 

Haven't seen the weekend yet, and it is 80% healed (though still was hoping for a clean face for the weekend), but black-eye week was not bad! Still was able to get my flirt on, joked about it and showed it off to some friends.

 

Just something you have to live with until the eye heals, No worries it will be okay.
Try going to school as a girl with your lower eye split open and glued back together, then the doctor drops glue in your f n eye ball. All because your drunk mothers boyfriend was a prison bitch and thinks he can put his hands on who ever he pleases. I survived... you can too

 

the worst is when you get a persistent pimple on your lip that looks like oral herpes.

 

^ I met a chic with a cold sore the other day. Shame for her. I wonder how/if they get laid. I definitely am backing off unfortunately (she was cute).

potzybabe, dAMN, good Christ. . I hope you aren't too traumatized anymore. That's nuts.

 

Blacken your other eye and go as a panda bear. You'll get all the girls that way.

 

One time I was trying to pull something heavy and my hand slipped. I punched my self in the eye. :2thumbsup: Bet you're even more jealous now huh bishy.

 

Kokujin, I got the first punch in, I have to say I turned into a badass when I seen my mom on the floor being chocked.. This dude was big 6"4, I busted his lip so hard his front teeth went through his entire upper lip. It was a bad deal that night... unforgetable, but I don't hold grudges I forgave him, he was sent to jail then evenutally prison AGAIN because he violated parole that night.

 

Gotta get down to the bus stop, got to catch my bus...I see my friend...

 

i've done that a couple times. and once i was gouging something with a screwdriver and stabbed my eyeball. i really have no idea how that did no damage.

i also spraypainted my face once trying to unclog a spray can.

 

Got one once from a cabinet door slipping off it's hinges onto my face...my boyfriend got strange looks for a week while it was healing.

 

Strange looks as in RESPECT


Hotwater

 

mental imagery inspired many lols

That sort of thing always trips me up, like going to pick up something I think is going to be heavy but it's not, then BAM a smack in the face. Most of the time it is (or..was) a gallon of milk.