Got wood?

I like pressing buttons with mine!


And Jessie, that sounds delightful.

 

all of the above in the poll + plenty mroe option

i get them all the time. i'll even walk in front of the class with one

 

Yeah man. It's strutting.

I suppose maybe I'd hide it at a funeral, but other then that.

 

me too! not the shirt so much...



as to the original question, it just depends on a lot of different things. the best way to guarantee a boner though, is to wake up in the morning. actually, the cable lady woke me up this morning, and i answered the door with one tucked up into my underwear elastic (a trick i employed at least 10 times a day back in high school)

 

haha, ahh the good ol elastic trick!

 

See, edyb123...It turned out to be a nice thread....people posted.

 

I like blaming it on the pattern of the pants. "It's an optical illusion."

 

I was at a pep rally in high school (20 years before most of you were born cuz I'm really old). I had get up and take some photos because I worked for the school paper and I didn't notice that not only did I have an erection but my fly was open and this bulbous white mass of Fruit Of The Looms was protruding from my zipper. 500 other people DID notice.

4 years later I graduated with the nickname "Boner".

I hated high school...

 

I love it when a guy gets hard. It's so fucking cute. Well, if I like the guy that is. And it makes me wanna help, you know

 

aw haha. how adorable

depends though, i mightve gotten grossed out if you were creepy looking.

 

I get very curious about the guy that I am attracted to's boner. I like to wonder what it looks like and how he tries to take care of it.

 

^do you mean take care of it as in getting it to go away? or how he grooms it?

 

Holy shit.

I have a fucking boner all the time. I have a semi right now.

Its a five second rule of sorts. Five seconds of continuous contact is alls I can take before I start to get a stiffy.

And I don't like this idea of girls thinking boners are cute.

Boners are the number one cause of rape among males.

 

i know i'd rape someone with a boner :H