I love my wife, I love my kids, I love my family. But I'm a huge ball of sexual tension and having vanilla sex once a week is just not enough. So I trolled CraigsList and found an AA woman who is half my age and totally crazy for sex. And now my sex life is great! I have loving, passionate sex with my wife when she elects to do it with me, and I have raw, animal, kinky-ass sex with my girlfriend once or twice a week. Tell me how much of an asshole I am.