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Good one liners!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by pagansrule!, Jan 10, 2006.

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  1. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    Necrophilia is fucking the dead. Sadism is gaining sexual pleasure from inflicting pain on others. They get along well with masochists, who gain sexual plesure from having pain inflicted on them. And if you think the guy's such an idiot, why are you letting him fuck you?
     
    Nalencer, Feb 15, 2006
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  3. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    pwned.
     
    IronGoth, Feb 16, 2006
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  5. HoneySuckleBlue

    HoneySuckleBlue Cosmic Artist

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    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
     
    HoneySuckleBlue, Feb 16, 2006
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  7. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
     
    RELAYER, Feb 16, 2006
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  9. Maggie Sugar

    Maggie Sugar Senior Member

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    I bought some instant water........but I didn't know what to add.
     
    Maggie Sugar, Feb 17, 2006
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  11. ZBChrist

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    "I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long" - Mitch Hedberg
     
    ZBChrist, Feb 19, 2006
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