Rockhound: You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok? - Armeggedon - 1998 Eric Draven: It can't rain all the time. - The Crow - 1994 Eric Draven: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. - The Crow - 1994 Albrecht: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!" Eric Draven: I though the police always said, "Freeze!" Albrecht: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move!" Snow White. You move, you're dead. Eric Draven: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move. - The Crow - 1994 Eric Draven: Suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping, right? - The Crow - 1994 Funboy: Jesus Christ! Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. [Fun Boy shoots him] Eric Draven: Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks... [Fun Boy shoots him again] Funboy: Don't you ever fuckin' die? Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night? - The Crow - 1994 Ike Clanton: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky. Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest! - Tombstone - 1993 Johnny Ringo: It's quoted in the bible, Revelations: Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him. - Tombstone - 1993 Doc Holliday: Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now - Tombstone - 1993 Thats all i got for now.. ill think of more later
Idle hands Mick-I'm gonna go call 911. What's the number? Mick-[to 911 operator] There is something wrong with my friend, I think he smoked some nutmeg or something. Anton-Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay! Mick- Yeah well we weren't in hell! I mean there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music... Anton-Music? Pnub-Yeah kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices they were saying "Come to us, come towards the light". Anton-So what happened? Mick-We figured, fuck it, I mean it was really far! Anton-Everybody go home there's a psycho killer here! I cut off my hand, and now it's gonna kill you all!
The Good Girl Holden : YOU DO GET ME, YOU JUST DON'T WANNA GET ME BECAUSE I AM TOO INTENSIFIED FOR YOU!! That made me laugh
wow the crow and tombstone, nice taste in movies... "jesus wept" hellraiser "YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCKA STRANGER IN THE ASS!"big lebowski
well young feller,iffen I freeze,I can't hardly get down and iffen I get down ,I'ma gonna be in motion.----SHUT UP!
Ray Tango: Rambo? Rambo's a pussy. - Tango and Cash - 1989 [Tango has just stuck a grenade down a bad guy's pants] Ray Tango: My contribution to birth control. - Tango and Cash - 1989 Gabriel Cash: When this is over, remind me to rip Jumbo there's tongue out. Ray Tango: With a tow truck. - Tango and Cash - 1989 Ray Tango: When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit. Gabriel Cash: I'll bring the chainsaw. Ray Tango: I'll bring the beer. - Tango and Cash - 1989 Ray Tango: I've got good news and bad news. Gabriel Cash: What's the bad news? Ray Tango: We're almost out of gas. Gabriel Cash: What's the good news? Ray Tango: We're ALMOST out of gas. - Tango and Cash - 1989 Gabriel Cash: I don't know about you, but I have an aversion to getting F.U.B.A.R... Ray Tango: What's F.U.B.A.R.? Gabriel Cash: Fucked-Up Beyond All Recognition. - Tango and Cash - 1989 Gozer: [Evil voice] Are you a God? Dr Ray Stantz: [Peter nods] No. Gozer: Then... DIE! [Electrocutes the Ghostbusters; pushing them to the edge of the apartment building; people screaming] Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say "Yes"! - Ghostbusters - 1984 Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"? Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly. Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes... Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave. Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria. - Ghostbusters - 1984 Dr. Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble. - Ghostbusters - 1984
"That was Wilson...........he was fast". Shane referring to the hired killer Wilson after having shot him in a gun draw. -from the Western 'Shane'. 1953.
"fuck it dude, lets go bowling" the big lebowski... i wanna be like the dude "that carpet really pulled the room together"
one of the best quotes i can think of comes from true lies. it's by tom arnold"women,can't live with em,can't shoot em
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot - George Kennedy when he looks at that snotty nosed, know-it-all little kid and says, "Kid, go fuck a duck!" Kills me every time.
Pirates Of The Caribbeanead Man's Chest Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing. Jack: I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by
