My rectum seems to fall out of proper postion when someone's been nailing it for too long and too hard. I can imagine what your uterus feels like!
In some tribes when an adolescent male's uterus falls off the whole tribe stops what they're doing and starts dancing in a circle and drinking kava while banging on drums with their foreheads and making animal noises with their schvincters. These partys can sometimes go on for days.
a dead end in evolution ....were humans with prehensile hemeroids they used them mostly for shoplifting!
you know back in the fifties a man could make a decent living just walking around collecting uteri off the streets. Damned deficit spending ended all that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
