Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by SweeperOfDreams13, May 8, 2004.
My uterus just fell off.
It must have fallen off while I was running.
dude... i think i saw it on the sidewalk the other day.
What the hell are you talking about?
goddammit! i hate it when that happens!
My rectum seems to fall out of proper postion when someone's been nailing it for too long and too hard. I can imagine what your uterus feels like!
i feel as though i am missing out being male
You mean yer not? Coulda fooled me!
What in the hell is this all about?
do some kegels
all girls should do kegels.
In some tribes when an adolescent male's uterus falls off the whole tribe stops what they're doing and starts dancing in a circle and drinking kava while banging on drums with their foreheads and making animal noises with their schvincters. These partys can sometimes go on for days.
a dead end in evolution ....were humans with prehensile hemeroids they used them mostly for shoplifting!
DID ya EAT IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Damn kids these days!! Dropping their uteri all over the place!
you know back in the fifties a man could make a decent living just walking around collecting uteri off the streets. Damned deficit spending ended all that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao hopefully this dude is okay......
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