Good lord...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by SweeperOfDreams13, May 8, 2004.

  1. My uterus just fell off.


    It must have fallen off while I was running.
     
  2. Shamrock

    Shamrock Member

    dude... i think i saw it on the sidewalk the other day.
     
  3. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

    What the hell are you talking about?
     
  4. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu

    goddammit! i hate it when that happens!
     
  5. BoogyInYrButt

    BoogyInYrButt Banned

    My rectum seems to fall out of proper postion when someone's been nailing it for too long and too hard. I can imagine what your uterus feels like!
     
  6. Graham

    Graham Member

    i feel as though i am missing out being male :(
     
  7. BoogyInYrButt

    BoogyInYrButt Banned


    You mean yer not? Coulda fooled me!
     
  8. Dolphin~Rider

    Dolphin~Rider Member

    What in the hell is this all about?
     
  9. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

    quick

    do some kegels

    :eek:
     
  10. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

    all girls should do kegels.
     
  11. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    In some tribes when an adolescent male's uterus falls off the whole tribe stops what they're doing and starts dancing in a circle and drinking kava while banging on drums with their foreheads and making animal noises with their schvincters. These partys can sometimes go on for days.
     
  12. makno

    makno Senior Member

    a dead end in evolution ....were humans with prehensile hemeroids they used them mostly for shoplifting!
     
  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    DID ya EAT IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
     
  14. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Damn kids these days!! Dropping their uteri all over the place!
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    you know back in the fifties a man could make a decent living just walking around collecting uteri off the streets. Damned deficit spending ended all that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. lmao hopefully this dude is okay......
     

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