Gonna have a kid.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by indescribability, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    Yessiree bob. Everybody pray that I have a boy, because god knows if I have a girl, it's going to act like a boy.
     
  2. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    You will have a girl, she will be prissy as hell, and beautiful. And evil little man-whores will be calling her one day. Karma is a bitch. :tongue:
     
  3. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    giving birth is gonna be rough on ya ;)

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  4. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

    Congrats, dude.
     
  5. Masoumeh

    Masoumeh Member

    seriously? Congratulations!
     
  6. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

  7. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    hahaha Yank! I like the Daddy's lil' squirt shirt. I'm going to buy that for my friend's baby.
     
  8. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    Ahahahaha. Tshirt hell, yank? I love it. First and foremost is the "Fuck Milk. Got beer?" shirt. I like the 'I can kick your baby's ass' one too. My favorite though is, "Daddy just wanted a blowjob" shirt, because it's true.

    And yes, I am very serious. Distressing thought, I know. Can you imagine that I get to mold a little life and make them as evil as I want?
     
  9. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    oh god, time to build a bomb shelter


    haha congrats man
     
  10. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    A bomb shelter? Ha. You've gotta do better than that to be safe.
     
  11. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

    I saw a onesie before that said "Boob Man" thought it was so clever...I almost bought it so that when I had a little boy, I'd have it for him.
     
  12. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    A baby? That's wonderful, congrats :)

    I plan to have 57.5 of those on different continents.
     
  13. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    That's quite a lot of babies. Seriously. Is the 1/2 one going to be a quadriplegic or something?
     
  14. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    No, I plan to eat half of one of the kids, to experience the joy of eating my young.
     
  15. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    Ahhh, ok.

    So as far as names go, I've always wanted Septimus Xavier Nila for a boy, and on the dreadfully awful chance I have a girl, I've been thinking Angelina Faith Nila.
     
  16. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

  17. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    AHAHAHAHAHA poor kid.
     
  18. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    What? I like it. Besides, even if it is awful, the kid deserves it for being a girl, dammit. I want a boy, and if I don't get one, I'll be pissed and feed the child to SirRubin.
     
  19. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    I'm crossing my fingers that you have a girl.
     
  20. yay! i love babies. can i babysit?
     

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