Gonna have a kid.

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  1. indescribability

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    Yessiree bob. Everybody pray that I have a boy, because god knows if I have a girl, it's going to act like a boy.
     
  2. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    You will have a girl, she will be prissy as hell, and beautiful. And evil little man-whores will be calling her one day. Karma is a bitch. :tongue:
     
  3. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    giving birth is gonna be rough on ya ;)

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  4. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    Congrats, dude.
     
  5. Masoumeh

    Masoumeh Member

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    seriously? Congratulations!
     
  6. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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  7. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    hahaha Yank! I like the Daddy's lil' squirt shirt. I'm going to buy that for my friend's baby.
     
  8. indescribability

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    Ahahahaha. Tshirt hell, yank? I love it. First and foremost is the "Fuck Milk. Got beer?" shirt. I like the 'I can kick your baby's ass' one too. My favorite though is, "Daddy just wanted a blowjob" shirt, because it's true.

    And yes, I am very serious. Distressing thought, I know. Can you imagine that I get to mold a little life and make them as evil as I want?
     
  9. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    oh god, time to build a bomb shelter


    haha congrats man
     
  10. indescribability

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    A bomb shelter? Ha. You've gotta do better than that to be safe.
     
  11. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    I saw a onesie before that said "Boob Man" thought it was so clever...I almost bought it so that when I had a little boy, I'd have it for him.
     
  12. BraveSirRubin

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    A baby? That's wonderful, congrats :)

    I plan to have 57.5 of those on different continents.
     
  13. indescribability

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    That's quite a lot of babies. Seriously. Is the 1/2 one going to be a quadriplegic or something?
     
  14. BraveSirRubin

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    No, I plan to eat half of one of the kids, to experience the joy of eating my young.
     
  15. indescribability

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    Ahhh, ok.

    So as far as names go, I've always wanted Septimus Xavier Nila for a boy, and on the dreadfully awful chance I have a girl, I've been thinking Angelina Faith Nila.
     
  16. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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  17. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    AHAHAHAHAHA poor kid.
     
  18. indescribability

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    What? I like it. Besides, even if it is awful, the kid deserves it for being a girl, dammit. I want a boy, and if I don't get one, I'll be pissed and feed the child to SirRubin.
     
  19. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I'm crossing my fingers that you have a girl.
     
  20. masterofpuppest

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    yay! i love babies. can i babysit?
     

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