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lol this thread is so fucked up!!!! I wish I could masturbate since I haven't had sex in months!!!!!!!! I have a vibrator but I'm sleeping in a loft with my sister in the next room!! I couldn't do it without feeling guilty. I wish I could have sex with some hot young guy.. it's been a long time since I've fucked someone my own age..

 

if you dont mind me asking, ^ just how old are you ?

 

erm, just how enormous is it?

 

lol im only 22, but my ex is turning 44 tomorrow!!! isn't that gross??

 

its big enough i need two hands to operate it....but theres always room for one more

 

lol 2 hands to operate? jezus man do you operate the mouse with your feet then or something






:lol:

 

wow your hella young - fuck its a great thing your completely free now, can do anything. and fuck i never knew the guy was like 40, its not gross but kind of like, whoa.

but seriously im surprised a guy you desribe him to be ended up with a young sweetheart like you

 

awww thank you greenie!! yea I am young, and I was a LOT younger when I met him.. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.. He was a bigger loser then, but I felt bad to turn people down when they asked me out, and he just sort of stuck around. So I felt like I should just fix him or something.. I know girls have that problem a lot. They want to "help" men, but from now on.. I'm in this life for myself and for my daughter, and I'm never going to let a man control my feelings..

 

ha supriseingly few day ago i did login to my email using my toes. jus to see if i could
and yeah jadesmom 22!?! i placed you at about 20 21 max

 

well aslong as you dont go lesbo cuz of a/a few jerks its fine i guess

 

lol that sucks for me i guess.. since ill be 23 this year!

 

hahha been there done that!! i let myself think that maybe i could be bi once time, and lived with this chick for like 9 months.. worst thing i ever did!!! i am definitely not a lesbian..

 

well bi is different. i just think its stupid when people get into a bunch of shitty relationships and assume the whole gender is the same.

and just for anyones info, not all guys care ONLY about sex, and he dont need to be gay to be your friend

 

ahaha when i was really young (when pc's werent as popular) i saw a documentary about a guy with no arms, so he would write poems and stuff with his feet, the writing ws actually really neat.
im sure hes hooked onto MS word now tho heheh

 

lol I know.. But when it comes down to it.. I do think that it's just human nature to want to sleep with any and everything that you encounter. I don't mean your family of course, but your friends.. It's like you almost feel obligated or something to do it cause their a member of the opposite sex.

And about gender stereotyping.. My ex was an exception.. I don't know what I was thinking falling in love with him. I had a few guys interested at the same time, and I still chose to be exclusive with him. I was just being really dumb I guess. But I know that there are a TON of men out there who are sooooooooooooo much better. And I have a new affinity for the younger man than I've ever had??!?!! lol I vow to myself that I will never date or have sex with a man over the age of 30 in my life!

 

so wait, you meet a guy who is completely just the most perfect guy in the world, yet he is 31- you wouldnt break your vow? haha fuck man, atm my limit is like around 35 and im only 16 rofl xD

 

hahaha if he was rich than I'd go for it, but if he was poor than he's shit out of luck!!!!!!

 

aaah well if money came into the subject, i think the limit would draw out to like 40, tho the she needs to be hella hot and have one charming personality haha

yeah money makes the people's world go around. i wonder if animals had civilisation, would they trade worthless shit for services and other products also .
but then again all animals need is food and water and some shelter.

we were the same at some point

 

never heard of the oedipus complex?

i have devised a way to avoid sleeping with or falling in love with people that only see you as a hole or a pole.
if you alway hang around with the opposite sex, you become more masculine/feminine.
thus a more 'manly' woman will discorage testosterone fuelled blokes who pump em and dump em. same goes for the men

 

^ well i discovered a way also- girls, dont die your hair blonde. < this will reduce the number of bad relationships by a huge %

as for guys... gay friends ?